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The Worst Thanksgiving Recipes
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Posted on 11/26/2003 7:10:07 AM PST by Solson
For anyone who wants some really bad dishes to serve on Thanksgiving, this website should provide you with a myriad of choices. Enjoy...and laugh a little bit!
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To: Fighter@heart
Do you think my wife would be angry if I slipped two cups of uncooked popcorn into the stuffing or the bird? :)
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11/26/2003 7:40:21 AM PST
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Solson
(Our work is the presentation of our capabilities. - Von Goethe)
To: Solson
Nawwww! I'm sure she would thank you for your culinary creativity!!! Go for it!! Have a great one!!
To: Solson
My favorite bad recipe is coconut-covered SPAM balls (you have to swallow them fast- if you just wound them, they can be dangerous...)
James Lileks has a whole book of "regrettable food" from the 1950's- look on AMAZON for it.
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posted on
11/26/2003 7:45:29 AM PST
by
RANGERAIRBORNE
("If every man got his just desserts, who would 'scape hanging")
To: Constitution Day
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posted on
11/26/2003 7:47:37 AM PST
by
azhenfud
("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
To: RANGERAIRBORNE
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11/26/2003 7:48:14 AM PST
by
Solson
(Our work is the presentation of our capabilities. - Von Goethe)
To: azhenfud
I like my bird "tanned"
To: stainlessbanner
I've never seen one "done" quite like that. :-)
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11/26/2003 8:15:33 AM PST
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azhenfud
("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
To: bigeasy_70118
Just nothin' to be thankful for, eh?
To: Solson
That bean/mushroom molded salad has got to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
As for me, we're sticking with the bird, sweet potato souffle, corn souffle, stuffing, relish tray, garlic mashed potatoes, turkey gravey, cranberry fool, classic green bean casserole, sparkling cider, and pumpkin pie and apple pie!
To: anniegetyourgun
Actually, I have a lot to be thankful for. I am not sure why I need to enjoy bad turkey, obnoxious family members and the Bayou Classic to give thanks.
To: Solson
Who forgot the
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11/26/2003 9:34:36 AM PST
by
Chummy
To: bigeasy_70118
When I was a little kid I got it into my head that I hated turkey. I would eat chicken, but I hated turkey. So, instead of turkey we would have "big chicken". This scam worked until I was five and Mom was taking the bird out of the fridge. As she put it on the counter I asked if that was what we were eating tomorrow. She said, yes, it is our "big chicken." "Then why does it say "Turkey" on the label?" I asked. Mom and Dad had no idea that I could read that well and their jaws kinda dropped and they broke out in hysterical laughter.
Needless to say, we still have "big chicken" every Thanksgiving.
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11/26/2003 10:03:45 AM PST
by
Crusher138
(crush her? I don't even know her!)
To: PeteFromMontana
"IMHO anything with cranberries, I just do not get those little evil berries.
How about if they're processed into a jelly that may be sliced? Or the juice? Then you wouldn't have to fret with the actual berries.
..just a quick pitch for one of our state's fine products!
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11/26/2003 10:29:49 AM PST
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Chummy
To: Chummy
You win, This had better help your state somehow, but I did buy a can of cranberry evil sauce. God help me.
To: Solson
That hideous stuff my Massachusetts mother-in-law calls stuffing. Wet, yellow goo the consistency of pudding. Yuck. Come to think of it, the whole dinner is crappy. Turkey, yellow goo, potatoes, appetizers (they're pretty good) and one or two desserts.
At my mom's (North Georgia mountain girl), we have one of everything. Lots of southern soul food. No yellow goo either! Pan dressing that I could eat all year round. I still haven't learned to make it.
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11/26/2003 9:29:20 PM PST
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sandpit
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