[Dane]

Sheesh even a Libertarian would know not to rob a donut shop. After all, that's where the cops are 24/7 according to the Libertarians on FR.

[StolarStorm]

Nah. Cops spend most of their time attempting to fill their revenue qoutas. It's sad that cops have been turned into tax (fines, traffic tickets, etc.) collectors for local governments.

[billbears]

Cops in a doughnut shop? They don't have time to sit around anymore. Too busy out collecting taxes on the roadside..

[headsonpikes]

After all, that's where the cops are 24/7 according to the Libertarians on FR.

So I guess you're saying that even a stopped clock is right twice a day?

In any event, it seems almost everyone on the thread concurs with this satirical judgment.