Yes, I'm joking...but one year I did buy her a shiny new calf-puller. The darn thing cost about $300 bucks...all chrome and stainless steel...she was pretty happy with that.
That's a pretty kinky piece of jewelry. Just don't try backing the tractor into the bedroom.
So9
3,314 posted on 12/15/2003 3:46:25 PM PST by Servant of the 9
(Effing the Ineffable.)