Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Canadian Outrage]

By the look of that spelling on my last post I think probably I'M ready for the Old Age Pension!! Sheesh - HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANNIE!!

[grannie9]

I've been collecting OA for a few years now Lynn.. Good grief..

Thank you for the birthday wishes..shorty..

(I'm only 5'. Don't tell Sharky.)

[grannie9]

Oh my gooooooness.. I just got a New England Blueberry Coffecake delivered from my daughter Sherri..

( and Al just bought one of those platters of variety Cheese-cakes.. groan..)

I think I may have to share with my friends Pat and Ernie.. lol.

[Mo1]

Don't know about you ... but 'm feeling pretty old today ... and this smell of bengay ain't helping matters *L*

[Conservababe]

How is hubby coping with his pain today?

[null and void]

I'd be reluctant to ask him. He might give you the finger...

[Mo1]

I just called him .. he says it hurts pretty bad

[grannie9]

Poor little thing.. I'll bet you are.. smoooooooooooooooch

[Mo1]

FOFL!

[Mo1]

Where's my pitty party ;0(

[grannie9]

Calling God

John Madden was in Chicago to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Bears' bench. He asked a nearby player what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. John Asked if he could use it. The player told him, "Sure, but it will cost you $100.00." John scratched his head, then thought, what the heck. I could use some help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid the $100.00.


John's picks were perfect that week. The next week, John was in Texas when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Cowboys' bench. He asked what the telephone was for and was told "It's a hotline to God, if you want to use it, it will cost you $500.00." Recalling last weekend, John pulled out his wallet and made the call. John's picks were perfect again that week!

The next weekend John was in New England at Gillette Stadium when he noticed the same kind of phone by the Patriots' bench. He asked Tom Brady, "Is that the hotline to God?" Tom said, "yes but it will cost you 50 cents".

John looked incredulously at Tom and said, '"Wait a second, I just paid $100.00 in Chicago and $500.00 in Texas to use the same phone to God!" "Why does New England only charge 50 cents"? Tom looked at John and replied, "In New England, it's a local call."

GO PATS!!!!

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[null and void]

Happy pity to you,
Happy pity to you,
Happy pity dear Mo,
Happy pity to you...

[grannie9]

I'll share mine with you.. When you're this old, there is plenty of pity to go around.. ;)

Oh course there are some who say, "Pity that old b!tch is still breathing"... lol.

[Canadian Outrage]

HA!!! Let's face it - Sharky is just attracted to us short conservative girls.!!

[Darksheare]

The secret is good immobilization, and a feather to torment people with.

[Mo1]

You Care About Me ... You REALLY REALLY CARE

Smooch

[Canadian Outrage]

We ALL care Mo!!!!! We even care about Nully too.!!

[Mo1]

Yea ...well this bitch can still change her will while she's still breathing .. *L*

They best be nice to me .. that's all I got to say ;0)

[Darksheare]

Even I care... in my own weird twisted demented surreal way.

[Canadian Outrage]

Are your daughter and husband trying to give you a heart attack with all those calories????? LOL or do they just LOVE YOU??