Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Conservababe]

I don't do winter well in my home. I certainly do not camp in the winter, yankeeman.

[Windshark]

Such polite children....*L*

I remember the conversation with LL about "sucks" as a pejorative word.

She was so shocked that it was common usage amongst teens, she remembered what it really meant.

99.9999% of all kids use it, so good luck keeping it out of their vocabulary.

[restornu]

Time to celibrate we are close to our 1st 10,000 post many try to land on it like avoiding 666:)

[Windshark]

You're just jealous cause I got 8888.....

You're slipping.

[Windshark]

I love winter at my place.....hillbillylady.

We camp in the winter.....that's why we won the war.

Besides being right, that is.....

[Windshark]

My wife isn't short.

She's very conservative.

Matter of fact, I know some short liberal wimmin and other tall conservative wimmin as well.

It's the thread.

A magnet for short, conservative wimmin.....

:-)

[Conservababe]

Pooh, you probably don't even know how to make a smore. LOL

[Windshark]

WE almost got a thousand to go......

I do think that if you put all our threads together, they would come up to some kind of gargantuan number that would break the space/time continuum......

At least some kind of record.....

[Windshark]

Hey! We invented them up here.....foisting them on southern wimmin......*L*

[Mo1]

99.9999% of all kids use it, so good luck keeping it out of their vocabulary.

After today .. I think they got an ear full of new vocabulary .. especially the curse words

Mike was using the snow blower to clear the snow and the idiot stuck his hand down the flute thingy to clear the clogged snow

He didn't want to go to the ER ... so after flipping on him, I threaten to call and tell his mom what he did

That finally worked

He still has his fingers .. but they ain't looking to pretty

[Conservababe]

Prove you can make a smore.

[Windshark]

Ouch!

Sounds like he's lucky.

I had to drive a guy to the emergency room once, after he cut off one finger, only half way back a fingernail.

I have heard of many more, much worse. Not nice stories.

Someday I will regail you all (did that sound Southern?) with the gore I have seen and heard of on construction sites.

[Windshark]

Ok, come on up, I'll build a fire, you bring the stuff.

BTW....it might be a little colder than you're used to around that fahre.....

[Conservababe]

And what should I bring to the big fahre? Ha, you are probably doing a google search for smores right now.

[Mo1]

Someday I will regail you all (did that sound Southern?) with the gore I have seen and heard of on construction sites.

After what I saw today ... I'll take a pass

[Windshark]

Grits, chitlins, and collard greens, stuffed between cornpone muffins, with a melted whiskey soaked marshmallow burned by a musket round.

:-)

[Windshark]

After what I saw today ... I'll take a pass

As well you should.....

I hope not to experience any more.

[Windshark]

Ah furgot the chocolate frahd Kantuckee chicken.

:-)

[Conservababe]

Oh Mo, how awful. Methinks you are the mechanical one in the family...just let Mike do the dishes and dust.

Seriously, are his fingers lacerated? I have no idea what is inside a snowblower, really. I hope it is not too bad. And I hope he got plenty of pain meds for tonight.

[Conservababe]

You forgot the hershey bar and the graham crackers.