Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Mo1]

Sweet Dreams Sharkie and I'll try and see about getting Carly her own computer

But I have a feeling Mike will just laugh at me *L*

[Conservababe]

Short People
Randy Newman


Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little fett

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

[Mo1]

Weeeellll .. considering I'm still new at this all, I haven't had a chance to taste them all *L*

The ones I have now are Chicken and Cheese ... they're pretty good

[westmex]

No mad cow there unless it's in the cheese....lol

......Westy....

[Mo1]

If it's not one thing .. it's also another *L*

[Conservababe]

I'm heading for the whiskey again tonight. Big fat snowflakes falling...already two inches.

But, thank goodness, I do not have to shovel. Mo, you should have learned some southern women's wiles. LOL

Every man who ever expected me to mow a lawn was in for disappointment. You see, I could not start the mower. And if he did start it...it quickly died, you know. And once when I was asked to shovel snow, I gave the man the "look" and said "and what do ah know about snow, praytell". LOL

[westmex]

Red, White and Blue Jay

.....Westy.....

[Conservababe]

I love that pic, Westy.

[westmex]

No SNOW huh?????lol

.....Westy.....

[Conservababe]

Right Westy...no man ever SNOWED me. giggles

[Mo1]

But, thank goodness, I do not have to shovel. Mo, you should have learned some southern women's wiles. LOL

LOL .. I have thought of that .. the thing is my front yard is pretty much a parking lot and then there are all the older folks that live near me ..

I have this fear they'll have a heart attack when I see them trying to shovel their cars out ... so then I have to go help

I can handle shoveling snow .. I don't handle heart attacks very well

[westmex]

Congratulations......grin...

.....Westy.....

[Mo1]

WOW! .. I've never seen a blue jay like that before .. Cool!

[westmex]

You have to come out West to see a Steller Jay....

......Westy.....

[Conservababe]

Westy, how is your scooter search going? Are you still interested in one?

[Conservababe]

Oh yes, that is that damn Jay that I searched for high and low...before you told me it was a western bird. LOL

[null and void]

It's not like it's YOUR heart attack...

[Mo1]

You're All Heart

[Conservababe]

You will never guess what animal was spotted just west of the city limits of Cape Girardeau the last month. Go on, guess. LOL

[westmex]

Gad, there must be a jillion of them available...Some are really expensive...That one you want doesn't list any prices on their web site....I'm still just thinking about the whole matter and sort of hoping I die before I make up my mind one way or another....lol

.....Westy....