Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[sweetliberty]

But the really important question is, did you win us some money?

[Windshark]

You might not believe this.....I'm really not interested in that stuff. We went to the Builder's exposition, took courses and generally worked our tails off from morning to night.

I didn't bet a nickle, or anything else either (no parsing here).

The food and drink was great though......and we had a wonderful time every evening.

I enjoyed the ads for "Adult escorts and entertainment". What a country......

*Gasping*

[sweetliberty]

Well, I don't care for gambling either, but it seems I am in the minority.

[Mo1]

HA! .. Ever hear of convent school ;0)

[Windshark]

The posh surroundings in the hotels didn't come from people being nice, just from suckers thinking they were having fun.

I'm not particularly anti-gambling, just disinterested. I have my own particular vices, that's just not one of them.

[Windshark]

I had a grilfriend from there once.....

:-)

[Mo1]

Are you trying to say you were a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy?

[sweetliberty]

"I have my own particular vices, that's just not one of them."

Vices? You? I'm shocked....just shocked I tell you!

[Windshark]

Moi?

It was the girls fault.......always...

:-)

[Windshark]

Good wine, boats, company, beaches, Scotch.....etc.....

Did I mention anything about gender? I like gender.

[sweetliberty]

LOL!

[Mo1]

Yea Yea Yea ... and she unzipped you too huh?

Oh ($#&*@&*((*$ ... it started snowing here

[Windshark]

Just the Catholic ones.......:-)

I have some stories.....a gentleman tells no stories though.

:-)

[Windshark]

Glad you showed up tonight. Always bright and breezy with you alls.

I have to get to bed, so be good.

gnight.

[Mo1]

YEA RIGHT!

[Mo1]

Sweet Dreams Sharkie

Here's an email from my dad inlaw


Irish Prayer


Murphy was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!!"

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Irish Shopping

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed the Irishman started to leave. "S' cuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, "what was that all about?" "Nothin', said the Irishman, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.!!!!

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Water to Wine

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Just water," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says,

"Good Lord! He's done it again!"

[restornu]

Oh Well! guess it was't lunch

[null and void]

*smootch* Nope. Had dinner with LisaAnn and Swervie. That's a bit like being abducted by aliens...

[sweetliberty]

"Had dinner with LisaAnn and Swervie. That's a bit like being abducted by aliens..."

I'm jealous. But yeah, you're right. I suppose it would be a bit like that.

[Mo1]

Hey Swervie .. have you seen this?

Texas coast eyed by terrorists