Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Conservababe]

LOL, my husband will not seriously tell me his wishes if he should die before me. He says....just put me in a garbage bag and leave me out for the trash.

Just a few days ago, we went to a funeral, and I said to him on the way back..."I am glad that I will not have to go through all this hassle with you, as I can just leave you for the garbage".

When we got home, he paced around some and then told me that I could bury him. LOL

[Conservababe]

Southern Comfort is fine for the ladies. It is sweet, smooth and good. LOL

[Mo1]

When we got home, he paced around some and then told me that I could bury him. LOL

LOL! .. you really had him worried

[Conservababe]

Mo, are you going through inheritance problems with your family?

[ValerieUSA]

Cleaning out your mom's place with your sister has got to be an emotional whirlwind. How is your sis doing?

[Mo1]

We had a monsigneur at the parrish where I grew up .. and everyone hated him because was such a jerk

Oh the stories I could tell you about him

[ValerieUSA]

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Colorado. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.

"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am, and he left.

MORAL: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK.

[Conservababe]

I don't know if this will be any help to you, but this is how we did it after my Mothers death. She left a will that gave each of us and her grandchildren many things in her home.

But there were so many things left in her home that were not mentioned in her will.

So, all four of us children (not the spouses) gathered at her home on a long Easter weekend. I decided that we should go through the house and claim what we wanted...but if someone else wanted it, we would put it up for the draw. And we did. We went through the house, room by room, and if two persons wanted an item, we tagged it.

The next day, we put four numbers in a hat and drew. The number one got the first choice of his or hers item. The second got to go next and so on, and then over again. It was kind of like a football draft, actually, and it worked out fine. We may have not gotten our first choice of Mother's things, but it was fair. And there were no hard feelings.

[Mo1]

Cleaning the house was ok .. but we still have A LOT more to do .. That women saved EVERY THING

My sister is doing better .. there's a lot of back ground stuff going on that's a mess

[Mo1]

No .. most of that was taken care of before mom got sick .. it's other stuff

[Mo1]

You have mail

[Mo1]

But there were so many things left in her home that were not mentioned in her will.

Oh .. one of the things we found was an autograph picture of JFK to my grandmother and a Bobby Kennedy botton

Since one one sister is the only dem remaining in the family (except for my one brother, the only child) we let her have them

She was really thrilled she got to keep them *L*

[Conservababe]

Oh, I am laughing so hard. In the seventies, I gave my Mother a bust of JFK. She adored him then and put him on her tall desk top. But, as the years passed, she became more conservative. The last time I saw the bust of JFK, she was using him as a doorstop. LOL

[Mo1]

FOFL!!!

[Mo1]

Oh .. when my sister was cleaning out one dresser .. she let out a scream

She had found my grandmothers favorite wrap .. I don't know why she loved it so but she did. It was some kind of animal and when my sister grabbed it she at first didn't know what it was and it scared the daylights out of her. No one wanted to keep it .. I said you can't throw mama's wrap out, she loved it .. so they gave it to me to keep *L*

Mike says it looks like a weasel or something .. all I know is these things were big in her day

Here is a picture were she is wearing it .. My grandmother is the 3rd one from the left

[Conservababe]

OMG, the same thing happened to me. I reached up in my Mother's closet and felt a furry thing on the top shelf. I screamed. Upon further investigation, I found it was her fox stole instead of a wandering varmint.

My Mother's fox stole was most fashionable during WWII. It was a fox pelt that had the head and tail....and they went around the shoulders and actually looked liked the fox was biting his tail. LOL

No one else wanted this nice fur....so I kept it. LOL

[Mo1]

My Mother's fox stole was most fashionable during WWII. It was a fox pelt that had the head and tail....and they went around the shoulders and actually looked liked the fox was biting his tail. LOL

Yea that's it .. I was always told it was a fox .. but mike says it looks like a weasel *L*

It has the head, tail, feet .. it even still has the claws in it .. LOL

I know I'll never wear it .. but it's something to pass down to my kids so they too can scream out loud when they pull it out .. LOL

[Mo1]

FOFL .. the more I look at that picture, the more I have to laugh

I can understand wearing a mink or something

But why in the world would anyone want to wear a dead animal around their neck and have it stare at you all the time .. LOL

[Mo1]

MORAL: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK.

We always do!

[Conservababe]

Well, you never know when fashion will change, Mo.

I have already taken it out of my cedar chest and scared the grand children. That was fun. LOL

I just might wear it to my next Christmas party to shock.