Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Canadian Outrage]

We have tax on EVERYTHING too. 7% Goods and Services Tax, and 7.5% Provincial Sales Tax. So if you buy something for $35.00 it really costs $50.00!! My husband calls it the GIST and the PISSED. GST & PST>!! Arrrggggghhhhh!!

[Canadian Outrage]

Yes a double will do!! Will it make me grow? Or do I just shrink from here on in? I guess we all have our problems, now Valerie has trouble finding them tall enough.

[Canadian Outrage]

How many glasses of wine is that since your down to your bra already?

[westmex]

How about an Elephant Tree?

.....Westy....

[Servant of the 9]

Yes a double will do!! Will it make me grow?

Nope, but youwill think you are bigger.

So9

[Servant of the 9]

How are you, Westy?

So9

[Canadian Outrage]

GOOD!!

[ValerieUSA]

Never saw an elephant tree before -- but I remember a few monkey trees in Washington. They are interesting.

[lodwick]

On 71, outside Round Rock/Hutto?

[westmex]

Oh, I'm okay, just trying to catch up on the food and fluids....It was a long time between meals from last night till this afternoon....Won't know the outcome till next month when I see the Doc...

.....Westy.....

[westmex]

Never saw an elephant tree before

Think the only one in the States is over in Arizona in Organ Pipe Nat. Monument.....

.....Westy......

[ValerieUSA]

I took this one in Crawford when you were here

[Servant of the 9]

Oh, I'm okay, just trying to catch up on the food and fluids....It was a long time between meals from last night till this afternoon..

It seems to go on forever when you can't even have a drink.

So9

[westmex]

Do I dare post a Palo Verde Tree on this thread????

......Westy.....

[westmex]

Well, I'm back on schedule now, just missed out on breakfast and that won't hurt me any.....lol

.....Westy....

[Darksheare]

Well, my dear sis tops out at 5'1 3/4".
So I'm in select company at my altitude.
*chuckle*
However... I'm the shortest of the men in my family.

[westmex]

A Palo Blanco Tree should be okay

.....Westy....

[Darksheare]

*chuckling*
OKers, I'll get over my Napoleon complex.
("Face it Napoleon! You're just a short little man with an attitude!")

[Conservababe]

Won't know the outcome till next month when I see the Doc...

Good news, Westy. If the cat scan had shown something really bad, the tech would have notified your doc, and you would be in surgery tonight.

As it is, you are now probably eating those taco thingies.

And, the surgeons have, if surgery is necessary, the option of choosing the right patch for you. I tell you, Westy, these cardiac surgeons are top notch above all fields of surgery. That's why they make so much damn money, don't you know.

[Darksheare]

Yes.
But:

Short people revolt, topple the tallees

In a horrific event seen only by those who were looking, the short people revolted. All across the country the shorter members of society bum-rushed those who couldn't see them.
"It was terrible, the door burst open, and no-one saw who came in! The next thing I know, about a dozen people are jumping up and down on me!" said one witness who declined to give his name, stating he didn't know 'who might be listening'. A few victims of the revolt complained about hearing "paxil" mentioned during the melee.

The makers of Paxil have declined to comment. New recruitment add comes out after Revolt.

In an odd twist to the tale of the revolt earlier today, the military sent out a new recruitment video showing a group of tall men being taken down by seemingly crazed, short, and heavily armed people in uniform. Being heavily edited, we cannot show it at this time.

A man who viewed the video commented on it's apparently unscripted nature.
"Those guys looked like they had no idea what happened!" he said between laughs and gasps for air. He went on to describe the look on one of the men's faces in the video.
"He had this look like, 'Oh my gosh, this is awful. Where did all these AAAAAAAAaah!' Then they dropped him flat and kicked the *Expletive* out of him."
The end of the video had a line about the armed forces and "Be invisible, be feared."

The Pentagon is not commenting.