Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Mo1]

But to forget the good old 'Roadkill Cafe' is almost unforgivable...lol

FOFL ... I didn't totally forget it .. it just slipped my mind

I'm sitting here laughing, just remembering those threads

[restornu]

Roadkill is funny it sounds like SO9 humor!

I was attracted to DD I was intrigue thought it had to do with far out thinkers not old stinkers!:)

[Mo1]

Oh and Grannie helped me make my first homemade from scratch cake

And yes .. it was her fault the cake looked like it did .. LOL

[Conservababe]

Erma, don't blame it on grannie. LOL

[Mo1]

Erma, don't blame it on grannie.

Well she did help me .. we were in instant message all through my 4 attempts

Gran was kind enough (between laughing) to tell me there is a difference between regular flour and self raising flour

[Conservababe]

Well, you got off easy if it was just a cake.

A co-worker of mine bought some baby ducks for her farm and asked her mother what to feed them. He mom said to feed them cornmeal. So..she bought the all purpose corn meal and fed them. They blew up and died.

[sweetliberty]

This is too funny:

Broken bus leaves Bill Clinton out in the cold

[restornu]

Got my warm body for the night Goodnight!

[Conservababe]

Good night Resty, I am staying up a while longer. I have had a bad case of insomina this week.

[ValerieUSA]

HA! I wonder if he called up Gore to chew him out over the "environmentally friendly / people hostile" transportaion.

[Conservababe]

I'm wondering why they put old Bill on a bus, anyway. My word, he used to be given a limosine. Could it be that he is not as important no longer? LOL

[Mo1]

And it is not counterbalanced by much achievement. The current Kennedy member of the House, Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island, is such a dunce and a braggart that people of all parties flee at his approach

Well that was a brutally honest article .. LOL

[restornu]

Could not resist a cannibal story!

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.

"You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.

"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".

The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with you.

However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"

A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals shouted,
"You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything,
but noooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!"

[Mo1]

Sweat Dreams Restie

[westmex]

Old Highway 1 down Baja Calif. Mex.

How would you like to drive 1000 miles of this???
I'm out of here..Got a cat scan coming up tomorrow...
Maybe there will be a Mañana...
We shall see...

.....Westy.....

[Mo1]

The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."

LOL .. Now that is cold

[Mo1]

As the driver failed repeatedly to restart the bus and Indian officials tried to find alternative transportation, Clinton and his Secret Service agents got off and returned to his hotel on foot.

Hehehehe .. hohohoho .. hahahaha ... BAWAHAHAHAHA

Hope it was a loooooooong walk

[Conservababe]

A cat scan of what part of your anatomy, Westy?

[westmex]

Aorta

.....Westy.....

[sweetliberty]

Isn't that great? I just love the thought of Clinton having to deal with reality like the rest of us "riff-raff." And the battery-operated bus was a nice touch.