Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Darksheare]

I saw that!

[Darksheare]

Might work.
Then again, there's a whole entire world in there, and there's these things living in her head.
And even I'm scared of that world in her head.
It's WEIRD.

[Darksheare]

Thanks westy.

[grannie9]

Wow.. you were up early this morning! Or were you like me, and awake most of the night?

I still haven't received your email, by the way...

[ValerieUSA]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031204/od_nm/arts_badsex_dc

Reporter Wins Bad Sex Award

LONDON (Reuters) - An Indian investigative journalist on Wednesday won Britain's little-coveted Bad Sex in Fiction Award for a turbo-charged account of a lovers' tryst that likens their amours to a speeding Bugatti.

Aniruddha Bahal, who posed as an arms dealer to expose an Indian military bribery scandal in 2001, flew to London to receive the prize from rock singer Sting before a 500-strong audience.

Now in its 11th year, the dubious honor is awarded by the Literary Review magazine for the most inept description of sexual intercourse in a novel.

Bahal beat rival nominees including John Updike, Paul Theroux and Paulo Coelho, thanks to a passage from his novel "Bunker 13."

Bahal's hero says he feels like an "ancient Aryan warlord" after discovering a Swastika shaved into an intimate part of his female companion's anatomy.

As the temperature between the two rises, Bahal shifts gear in a blur of motoring metaphors.

"She picks up a Bugatti's momentum. You want her more at a Volkswagen's steady trot.

"Squeeze the maximum mileage out of your gallon of gas. But she's eating up the road with all cylinders blazing."

Previous winners include AA Gill, Sebastian Faulks and Melvyn Bragg.

[grannie9]

Good Morning all.

[ValerieUSA]

That pretty, Gran ... but brrrrrrrrrrr.. it's looks so COLD!

[grannie9]

Cute photo, Val..nice backdrop...and it reminds me that I still need some Poinsettias.

The house should look similar to this pic soon.. They are expecting a little snow storm up there.. Maybe up to seven inches..

Wish there was some way to light my window candles while we were down here.. :( I hate the house looking so bare and un-Christmas like. Soooo lonely...

[ValerieUSA]

Candle lights in the windows always look so welcoming.

[Darksheare]

I'm going to have to resend it maybe.

I was awake half the morning by 3 ish and thinking, "Am I awake, or am I still dreaming about being chased by" I'll leave it at that, that was a pretty bad dream.

[Darksheare]

Ugh.
Well, we'll just have to write one likening intercourse to the 'pick' of a solenoid.
It'll be erotic to only the most geeky of techies..

[Darksheare]

OKay.. so where do I have to send it to now?
New Hamster?
Which addie that I have for you do I torment?

[lodwick]

I'll be gone, until I'm back.

Thanks to everyone for your good thoughts and prayers for my father.

Cheers.

[Mo1]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The weather outside is frightful

But the mood inside is delightful

Let it snow .. Let it snow .. Let is snow


GOOD MORNING Y'ALL

[ValerieUSA]

Do Take Care, Loddy.

[ValerieUSA]

ooooh... Nully is gonna be so grumpy after reading that!

[ValerieUSA]

Is it snowing yet?

http://weather.noaa.gov/radar/latest/DS.p19r0/si.kdix.shtml

[Mo1]

Yep .. this is the first storm and is only expected to give a couple of inches

The second storm is expected to hit tonight and give us a lot more snow

[Mo1]

Hey ... at least I didn't write it in the yellow color

[null and void]

'morning Mo. You can have any snow due here!