Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 14

[Darksheare]

The title for that one is, "In the Rain, again" subtitled "What's your lie?"
I was having a bad day when I drew it..

[Darksheare]

Yeah.
That's what was going through my head as I wrote that babbling scattered nonsense.
*chuckle*
Scary, you're beginning to understand the method to the madness.

[ValerieUSA]

[Windshark]

Speaking of limp...

I gather ole Shrillery is coming to Austin soon.....saw it on a thread.

There was a great doctored pic of her with e-mails attached from Osama and Saddam about her recent visit........

Freepers are so funny.

[grannie9]

Payback for Blonde Jokes

For all the men who like to send blonde jokes.....the paybacks are here!

1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.

2. Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut.

3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop and ask for directions.

4. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

5. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds eventually will mature.

6. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

7. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don't know. It has never happened.

8. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.

9. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.

10. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it.

11. Why are married women usually heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed, married women come home,
see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

12. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Tape the remote control between his toes.

13. What did God say after creating man? "I must be able to do better than THAT!".

14. What did God say after creating Eve? "Practice makes perfect."

15. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're all married.

16. Man says to God, "God, why did you make woman so beautiful? "God says, "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb? "God says, "So she would love you!".

[Windshark]

LOL.....

No. 16......heheheh.....

[ValerieUSA]

yeah, she's here for a book signing tomorrow. yippee. Austin is full of moronmobiles sporting Howard Dean bumper and window stickers.

[Darksheare]

Well.
It WAS a long and BORING drill.
Besides.

[Darksheare]

*ugh*

[Darksheare]

Suggestive trains again?

[Darksheare]

Actually, there WAS this rather young and cute female LTC.
And she didn't seem to care about my status as enlisted..

[Windshark]

I feel your sense of violation from here......

*Making vomit noises*

It's intolerable that these fools and their following are not simply laughed at wherever they go.

[ValerieUSA]

too bad there are no tunnels for the trains... no boring machine has drilled a nice long one for them

[grannie9]

Isn't Austin a vipers pit of liberals anyway?

[ValerieUSA]

My kids call cars with democrat or "pro-choice" bumper stickers MoronMobiles, too.... when they remember not to swear.

[Darksheare]

I guess I'll have to make one for them for no apparent reason.

[Windshark]

*Music*

Dreamin'.....
I'm always dreamin....
Hopin....someday I'll find....

You need a BMW.......that's the ticket!

[Darksheare]

I'm gonna crash out for the evening.
Maybe I'll have pleasant dreams for once?

Forgotten graves was actually a gothic horror nightmare based off of a screen in a computer game.
Boy was that a nightmare to remember.
Imagine the fingers in the background clutching like a hand.

Also note the necklace the woman is wearing.
In 'tracker's vigil', the previously shown one, the guy is holding that same necklace.

[Windshark]

Bumper sticker line:

Vote Democrat - Osama would be proud

[Windshark]

Or:

Vote Democrat - The party never ends (picture of Clinton)