Kitty Caption XXIX – Football Trash Talk – (Humor/Meow Alerts)

17 November 2003 | PetroniDE

[PetroniDE]

Two freepers in the Houston area are going to have a little “cat fight” this week. One is a season ticket holder and devoted Houston Texans fan. The other (me) is a born and raised fan of the New England Patriots. These two teams will face each other on the gridiron in Houston this coming Sunday. In appreciation of this anticipated football match, we have started a little football trash talk thread. Since both of us are cat people, the little furry ones have started their own “anticipation” of the football match.

Here are the kitties practicing their “end-zone” dance.

Once we finish the “face to face” discussion, it is off to the chat rooms.

Some fans resort to prayer for the desired result.

Tony Banks (Texans QB) --- Meet Richard Seymour (Patriots DL)

We have one rule on our trash talk thread – no profanity; otherwise Referee throws a flag.

[PetroniDE]

Kitty Thread is a weekly feature on FR to provide humor early in the work week (preferably Monday). Lots of serious news appears daily on this forum, and a little clean, good-natured humor among all this serious news is always needed and welcome. If you want on/off the kitty ping list (108 members) or you have a picture/animation you want considered, please send me Freepmail.

[PetroniDE]

Meow Ping.

Freedom lover pointed my attention to this media player clip. One cat engaging in too much trash talk.

http://www.marythackston.com/clips/whysumoisbetterthankarate1.mpg

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[SAMWolf]

My dog did something like that before I had him fixed. ;-)

[Lucy Lake]

Meow meow.

[Lady Jag]

I'm a Patriots fan!

[Lady Jag]

OH! Nasty tackle!

[Allegra]

"That Texans season ticket holder you refer to is my personal servant. She feeds me on time and keeps the litter box clean. The Texans also represent the city where my litter-mates and I were born. Therefore, I feel compelled to BITE any Yankee who roots against the Texans. I am also sharpening my claws into deadly Patriot-fan-destroying weapons.

You have been warned.

~Finbar

[Allegra]

Hey, that's cool! Dig it. Was it a lot of work?

[Allegra]

David Carr and Corey Bradford celebrating in the endzone after one of the many touchdowns scored against the Patriots.

Psssst! w_over_w! I need some help with the trash talk over here!

Yankee Alert...Yankee Alert...

[CounterCounterCulture]

Not for me. Copying and pasting is a breeze :-)

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[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Priceless!

[PetroniDE]

David Carr is not going to play. Injured shoulder.

Here is the real reason. Orange Kitty got him.

[PetroniDE]

That looks like the New Orleans Saints leapfrog celebration gone bad.

[Prof Engineer]

Love your Kitty ping

[rface]

[w_over_w]

If this is a thread about Kittie trash talk then I have to first HONOR my "Big Cat"!

Kittie lovers everywhere meet "MIKE V"

Mikes gonna suit up this weekend and put on his

. . . because this weekend he travels in the heart of Dixie to Oxford, Mississippi for a big SEC showdown with

GEAUX TIGUHS!

[w_over_w]

Somebody trash talkin' my TEXANS?

[w_over_w]

FRESH YANKEE . . . FRESH YANKEE . . . FRESH YANKEE!

[Lady Jag]

That looks like the New Orleans Saints leapfrog celebration gone bad.

Even the best of fans get no respect down on the field.