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Kitty Thread XXVIII - Viking Kitties (Next Generation) - Humor/Meow Alerts
10 November 2003
 | PetroniDE
Posted on 11/10/2003 6:26:09 PM PST by PetroniDE
Monday Evening. Time for the Kitty Thread. Yeah, I'm late. Watcha goin' do, ZOT me? 
 
Anyway, it is time for the next generation of Viking Kitties to begin their training. Here is a group photo. Notice the diversity in this crew. 
 

 
Of course, until this group of kitties are ready, we leave all Zots to the master. 
 

TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; catlist; humor; kitty; meow; vikingkitties; zot
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    Kitty thread is a weekly feature on FR to provide a little humor among all the serious news. If you want on/off the kitty ping list (107 members) or you have a picture/animation you want featured, please send me Freepmail. Threads usually appear on Mondays in the General Interest section, but as well all know, POOP HAPPENS.
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posted on 
11/10/2003 6:26:10 PM PST
by 
PetroniDE
 
To: 4catsinmaryland; abner; Aeronaut; Allegra; alnick; Bahbah; balrog666; Bella_Bru; BlueLancer; ...
    Meow ---
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posted on 
11/10/2003 6:26:46 PM PST
by 
PetroniDE
(Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
 
To: PetroniDE
    Diversity Sucks!
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posted on 
11/10/2003 6:31:57 PM PST
by 
SAMWolf
(Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.)
 
To: SAMWolf
    Diversity may stink, but ain't they cute?? Besides: it gives the dems one less thing to complain about. 
 Viking Kitties need a fast, energy guzzling machine to ride around in. Here is the latest model. 
 
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posted on 
11/10/2003 6:38:18 PM PST
by 
PetroniDE
(Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
 
To: PetroniDE
    Oh, no. They're too sweet to be Viking Kitties. 
 
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posted on 
11/10/2003 6:45:00 PM PST
by 
alnick
(Pray that God will grant wisdom to American voters.)
 
To: PetroniDE
    They are so precious. The little grey one in the back looks just like my Tinkerbell looked. She was good with the ZOT when it came to the other three cats...
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posted on 
11/10/2003 6:49:18 PM PST
by 
dixie sass
(GOD bless America)
 
To: PetroniDE
    They're adorable but "diversity still sucks" ;-)
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posted on 
11/10/2003 7:00:30 PM PST
by 
SAMWolf
(Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.)
 
To: alnick
    Too cute!
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posted on 
11/10/2003 7:23:56 PM PST
by 
abner
(In search of a witty tag line...)
 
To: PetroniDE
    
   Boots on, Sir!
  
 
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posted on 
11/10/2003 7:24:02 PM PST
by 
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
 
To: alnick
    
   These kittens are sweet, too, but they're still ratters. 
  
   
   

 
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posted on 
11/10/2003 7:26:58 PM PST
by 
Lady Jag
(Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)
 
To: PetroniDE
    Gotta love Rummy.
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posted on 
11/10/2003 7:55:17 PM PST
by 
Prof Engineer
(This is NOT the government the Founders intended.)
 
To: PetroniDE; sciencediet; MEG33
    Requirements to become a Viking Kittie: 1. Eat right to grow up strong.
2. Totally fearless to "take out" a full sized dog.

     

3. Computer savvy

     

     

4. Know all Viking Kittie secret rituals (sleeping).

     

5. Loyalty to your country and FR.com

6. Then after a full briefing, indoctrination and initiation by the Secretary of Defence . . . 

7. You possess full "ZOT" powers and are ready to be a Viking Kittie!
[Helmets, boat, weapons come later]

 
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posted on 
11/10/2003 9:39:58 PM PST
by 
w_over_w
(If your hunting guide has to do an on-line search for deer, you've been scammed.)
 
To: w_over_w
    LOL..great pics!I have one sitting in my lap..fearless of other cats,given wide berth by the family dog,a huntress in her youth.
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posted on 
11/10/2003 9:45:59 PM PST
by 
MEG33
 
To: PetroniDE
    Pretzel...

.
.
and Cedric.

No, Cedric isn't as huge as he appears in the photo. He just "spreads out" when relaxing. Last time I weighed Ced he tipped the scales at 13 pounds.
 
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posted on 
11/10/2003 9:48:16 PM PST
by 
petuniasevan
(Zero Defects, n.: The result of shutting down a production line)
 
    Pretzel in Viking Kitty mode...

.
.
Cedric in Viking Kitty mode...
 
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posted on 
11/10/2003 9:52:44 PM PST
by 
petuniasevan
(Zero Defects, n.: The result of shutting down a production line)
 
    Don't believe Pretzel's Viking Kitty act. He wouldn't know HOW to be mean. 
 
BELIEVE Cedric's Viking Kitty act. He once leaped off the stair landing (where he is in the photos) onto poorman's back when he thought that the other cat was threatened. 
 
Also he whacked me across the ankles after I grabbed a hairball-coughing Pretzel to put him on the (cleanable) bathroom floor. He squeaked. Ced attacked.
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posted on 
11/10/2003 10:00:14 PM PST
by 
petuniasevan
(Zero Defects, n.: The result of shutting down a production line)
 
To: MaggieMay; Holly_P; Nakatu X
    Meow Meow.
To: MEG33
    If sleeping is a Viking Kitty ritual, then my tribe must be really fierce!
To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
    It takes a lot of rest for the warriors!
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posted on 
11/11/2003 5:05:25 AM PST
by 
MEG33
 
To: petuniasevan
    Oh oh... Orange Kitties. See thread number XXV regarding orange cats. They like fingers.
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posted on 
11/11/2003 5:24:46 AM PST
by 
PetroniDE
(Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)
 
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