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Puff List ^ | 11/07/03 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

you are safe with me...

Lordy, lordy, I hope not!

[SeaDragon]

Lordy, lordy, I hope not!

Gracious! I didn't mean that kind of safe. You are way to delicious for that....

[Just another Joe]

She was inviting me to cultivate the new next-door neighbour.

Naw, it was the Freudian slip.
If she was talking about the neighbor she would have said, "Maybe you should cultivate that.

But she said, "Maybe you should cultivate this". Meaning herself.

C'mon Argh, she wants you. You know it, she knows it, he!!, her neighbor knows it by now.
Have pity on the poor girl and ask her out.

[Just another Joe]

Gracious! I didn't mean that kind of safe. You are way to delicious for that....

BWahahaha, you're gettin' me in trouble woman.
They're comin' over to see what I'm laughin' about.

[SeaDragon]

BWahahaha, you're gettin' me in trouble woman. They're comin' over to see what I'm laughin' about.

Little do they know...........

[Eastbound]

Good old faithful Joe. Lemme serve you this time. What'll it be?

[Eastbound]

Tagline was for another thread. Heh Heh.

[Just another Joe]

What'll it be?

Since you offered, I'll take a muck-a-luck.
The recipe can be found in some of the earlier Lounges.
You'll have to look though, unless you remember the recipe as given by franciandbeans.

[Just another Joe]

Well, I see no muck-a-luck whizzing down the shiny smooth bar at me so I'll be back later.
Gotta run for now.

[Eastbound]

Okay, Joe. Have a beer while I keep looking. :)

[MeekOneGOP]

Hey, Joe ! Happy Friday !! ...

Nominated for Quote of the Year is the statement made by Texas Congressman Dick Armey when asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?"

Armey's reply: "If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this, you son of a Bit** ?'"

[Argh]

Hahah! (She may have said "that", this happened about 20 years ago.) She lives 3,000 miles away and has a ridiculously jealous A-rab (Tunisian, actually) boyfriend. She and I have been pals since 1973. And she doesn't look nearly as young as she used to, to put it mildly. I, however, haven't changed that much except by getting fatter!

[MissTargets]

Good evening. I could use some help. I forgot how to make the link for the *puff list on my profile page.
I did the *bang_list, but that was some time ago, and can not remember how.
There are just too many articles I miss during the week.
Thanks you all.

BTW you guys do a great job on the replies.

[Just another Joe]

You can put the Puff List on your home page by editing it and typing the HTML command < ahref="http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/involved?group=18" > without the spaces.
That will make a link.

[MissTargets]

Thanks Joe