[mountaineer]

Half the missiles that hit the Hotel Rachid in Bagdhad yesterday were French made, produced after the embargo imposed after the Gulf War. Story in the U.K. paper, The Sun. Merci buckets, Jacques.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Viagra Stunt: A group of 12 and 13-year old schoolboys in Britain were released from a London hospital after taking Viagra in class. Of course, a bunch of 12 and 13-year old boys need Viagra as much as... (Here are the Top 10 ways to finish that sentence):


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