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How Men And Dogs Are Alike
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Posted on 10/23/2003 1:56:30 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford

How Men And Dogs Are Alike

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Both mark their territory.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Both are bad at asking you questions.

Both pass gas shamelessly.

Both like dominance games.

Both tend to smell riper with age.

Neither of them tells you what's bothering them.

Neither of them does dishes.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

Neither understands what you see in cats.

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.


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To: Cathryn Crawford
Neither understands what you see in cats.

We're starting to see scientific evidence to the contrary . . .


21 posted on 10/23/2003 2:07:49 PM PDT by w_over_w (WASH ME!)
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To: w_over_w
Actually, my mom had a Maltese that actually nursed a litter of kittens. She produced milk and everything. Freaky.
22 posted on 10/23/2003 2:08:32 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
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To: TheBigB
Excellent B!
23 posted on 10/23/2003 2:08:52 PM PDT by leadpencil1 (Kill your television)
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To: w_over_w
BTW - that is an adorable picture. I have a German Shepherd. They are the best dogs.
24 posted on 10/23/2003 2:09:03 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Brutal!!

25 posted on 10/23/2003 2:09:31 PM PDT by Scenic Sounds (Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
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To: Scenic Sounds
I keep warning you! One day you're gonna have to pay the price. LOL
26 posted on 10/23/2003 2:10:13 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
I am herewith hijacking this thread for completely irrelevant Anna Pics. Heh heh heh...


27 posted on 10/23/2003 2:11:57 PM PDT by TheBigB (Remember ladies...spandex is a privilege, not a right.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Hey, I left a tip for the waiter, remember? ;-)
28 posted on 10/23/2003 2:12:21 PM PDT by Scenic Sounds (Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Not one of those applies to me (although the one about cats did until just a few years ago). And I'm not even a homosectional.

I know, TMI...

:^)

29 posted on 10/23/2003 2:14:55 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Scenic Sounds
Hey, I left a tip for the waiter, remember? ;-)

That's true. I do have to give you that one. ;-)

30 posted on 10/23/2003 2:15:10 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
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To: TheBigB
Kiss this:


31 posted on 10/23/2003 2:16:29 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Los vientos y la lluvia lo han lavado limpio.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
. . . and early training for a new gereration of men to understand cats.


32 posted on 10/23/2003 2:19:40 PM PDT by w_over_w (WASH ME!)
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To: w_over_w
That's very nice.

Cats are almost as cool as dogs. ;-)

33 posted on 10/23/2003 2:24:57 PM PDT by Scenic Sounds (Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
He's all yours. I'll console the ex-.


34 posted on 10/23/2003 2:31:10 PM PDT by TheBigB (Remember ladies...spandex is a privilege, not a right.)
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To: Scenic Sounds

35 posted on 10/23/2003 2:40:45 PM PDT by w_over_w (WASH ME!)
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To: TheBigB
What th'...
36 posted on 10/23/2003 2:42:18 PM PDT by TheBigB (Remember ladies...spandex is a privilege, not a right.)
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To: w_over_w
LMAO!!

What a great pic!! ;-)

37 posted on 10/23/2003 2:44:42 PM PDT by Scenic Sounds (Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
There big difference between men and dogs is.....
when a dog has a relationship with a (word for a female dog) and a man has a relationship with a (word for a female dog), the dog never calls her Cathryn.
38 posted on 10/23/2003 3:55:06 PM PDT by Common Tator (I support Billybob. www.ArmorforCongress.com)
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To: Common Tator
You don't really hate women that much, do ya? ;-)
39 posted on 10/23/2003 4:44:26 PM PDT by Scenic Sounds (Sé esta vieja calle. Puede ser muy peligroso.)
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To: Scenic Sounds
You don't really hate women that much, do ya? ;-)

I don't hate women. I adore them! It is just the (plural word for female dogs) that I can't stand. There are many of the former. I have been known to worship a few of those from both near and a afar. It just seems like there are a lot of the latter. The second category is really very few in number.

My usual technique is to make the second categorg angry enough to go away and leave me alone. I try very hard to please the first category so they will want to be near me.

40 posted on 10/23/2003 4:57:13 PM PDT by Common Tator (I support Billybob. www.ArmorforCongress.com)
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