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Voter Turnout In Minnesota Expected To Be Over 130%
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/30/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/30/2026 8:33:58 AM PDT by DFG

ST. PAUL, MN — Voter turnout for the Minnesota midterms is expected to exceed 130%, sources said.

Election officials believe a myriad of close races is attracting even more attention from voters than usual and it's very likely more people will vote on Election Day than is humanly possible.

Minnesota Secretary of State Steve Simon said, "It shouldn't be possible for this many people to vote, but here we are. Frankly, I think this is a real win for Democracy."

Early voting already accounts for approximately 90% of all legible votes, with more expected on Election Day from Somalis and ghosts voting from beyond the grave.

"Watch out for ghosts! Hahahaha!" warned Minnesota DFL Party Chair Richard Carlbom. "They're gonna' get ya'!"

U.S. Senate candidate Michel Tafoya (R), issued a formal complaint with the governor's office, calling on state officials to secure voter rolls and prevent what she argues is evidence of a rigged election. Gov. Tim Walz responded by calling her a fascist.

At publishing time, the governor's office had assured voters this would be the most secure election ever.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: minnesota; somalis; tafoya; voterturnout
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1 posted on 10/30/2026 8:33:58 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

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I image the rats deciding how many fake votes to cast.


2 posted on 10/30/2026 8:39:49 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple ((Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere))
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To: DFG

This story leaves a lot out. In addition to ghosts voting, the states Holstein cows are also voting.
Extra votes have also been tallied from the crew of the iron ore ship the Edmund Fitzgerald . 29 votes for Democrats were sent in from the Fitzgeralds starting location in Duluth, MN.


3 posted on 10/30/2026 8:40:10 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (“I don't really care, Margaret.” )
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To: DFG

This is impressive. Stalin once won with 125% of the vote, but 130 is greater than 125 (at least by Eurocentric math).


4 posted on 10/30/2026 8:40:18 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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Candidate Michel Tafoya (Rep), issued a formal complaint with the
governor’s office, calling on state officials to secure voter rolls
and prevent what she argues is evidence of a rigged election.

Gov Tim Walz responded by calling her a fascist and
assured voters this would be the most secure election ever.


5 posted on 10/30/2026 8:46:16 AM PDT by Liz (“The heavens declare the glory of God; the skies the work of His hands. " (Psalm 19:1))
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To: DFG

So it’s true. This is going to be a lower than usual turnout election. Well, it is only a midterm election so.....


6 posted on 10/30/2026 8:49:08 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: DFG

Oh a normal election then


7 posted on 10/30/2026 10:17:09 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: DFG

In 2020 Cobb County Ga. reported 104% and my parents didn’t even vote.


8 posted on 10/30/2026 10:23:44 AM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: DFG
Kamala Harris - the weakest major Party nominee in my life time - lost the 2024 Presidential Election by just 230,000 votes, in WI, MI, and PA.

White Americans are the only major racial group in the USA that votes Republican.

Census Bureau 2025 Estimate - 56.1% Americans are white (non-Hispanic).

White Voters In 2024 Presidential Election - 71%

White Voters In 1980 Presidential Election - 88%

Civilization in the USA is about to get VERY complicated.

9 posted on 10/30/2026 11:15:42 AM PDT by zeestephen (2024 Trump Landslide - Kamala Harris Lost By 230,000 Votes In WI, MI, and PA.)
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