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I always thought "I can beat you with one arm tied behind my back" was just a saying (wait for it....)
Mario Nawful via X ^ | 10/15/2026 | Mario Nawful

Posted on 10/18/2026 4:08:23 PM PDT by Vendome

I always thought "I can beat you with one arm tied behind my back" was just a saying 🤣

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1 posted on 10/18/2026 4:08:23 PM PDT by Vendome
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If the rolls were reversed, would that make him a one armed bandit?


2 posted on 10/18/2026 4:09:15 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Vendome; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; ...
Right after that last slam to the pavement, The Fugitive Stopped Running.

3 posted on 10/18/2026 4:18:14 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (TDS -- it's not just for DNC shills and jihadists anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
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Awesome! One-armed man hands out a beatdown to a miscreant. I love it!


4 posted on 10/18/2026 4:18:55 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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To: Vendome

I thought that the widely-used threat of mothers to their unruly children, “I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it” was amusing.

Until reading too many news stories about some of them doing exactly that.


5 posted on 10/18/2026 4:34:31 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Free compassion and beer tomorrow.)
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That’s entertaining, from a Poetic Justice point of view, but the truth seems to be that the clerks over-reacted to one undersized (probably drunk) guy shoplifting and probably mouthing off.
Yes. They over-reacted. Mr. One-Arm’s flying kick wasn’t needed.


6 posted on 10/18/2026 4:43:10 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Vendome

That was refreshing.


7 posted on 10/18/2026 6:11:40 PM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
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To: Vendome

That was refreshing.


8 posted on 10/18/2026 6:11:40 PM PDT by Islander7 (There is no septic system so vile, so filthy, the left won't drink from to further their agenda.)
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