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Posted on 10/09/2026 12:18:00 PM PDT by DFG
AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico suddenly disappeared from the campaign trail last week after Democratic strategists realized that he is James Talarico.
With Democrats holding a shocking lead in statewide Texas races, political operatives pulled Talarico off the campaign, hoping to hide the fact that he is James Talarico.
"The one thing that could sink this campaign is Texans meeting James Talarico," said Democratic strategist Kelly Hutchins. "He is so friggin' weird. Have you heard the stuff that comes out of that guy's mouth? Completely insane, even for us. We believe the winning strategy is to simply keep James Talarico from ever campaigning for James Talarico."
Mystery surrounded Talarico's sudden absence during the final month of the campaign, but surveys showed that the strategy was working. "It's pretty simple. People will vote for James as long as they don't know who he is," said pollster Graham Kitchens. "The campaign just has to hide who he is and everything he's ever said and done. He really is just the worst. But as long as he stays out of view, they've got a great shot."
At publishing time, Talarico had asked his political handlers if the giant padlock on the door of the basement he was being kept in was really necessary.
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LOL!
There may just be an element of truth to this.
The JOE BIDEN RED COMMIE STRATEGY.
HIDE. STEAL VOTES.
Works every time.
They hid Biden as well in the hopes that Biden could win the 2020 election by not being visible. Looks like a similar ploy for Tal!
Somebody discovered Talafreako is really Obama in white face.
the Brandon strategy in full effect
New York City?!!! Get a rope!
Think Hillary, Joe Biden, Kamala Talarico, Katie Hobbs , Karen Bass, John Ossoff , most of The Squad, Jasmine Crockett and the list goes on
The ole FJB ropadope...
Can’t hit ‘im if he’s hidin’!
There’s a rumor going around that the barber that gives him his “Dopey Opie” Alfred E. Newman haircuts is on vacation. Dopey Opie is waiting for him to return and cut his hair before he goes and rents a RAM truck to go to his favorite mom and pop’s to buy some more celery stalks.
This was likely a preplanned calculated strategy not a reaction to any specific thing.
Dems will increasingly put forth AI candidates. Sure there is a real person behind the front that is connected to some dem approved group. All statements are manufactured and OK’d by AI. No debates no campaigns. Maybe some videos where the candidate reads AI slop.
They practically do this already. I see them increasingly doing this. They just want people to vote for the D which is a front for DSA.
I’m thinking Monkeypox. It goes around in those quarters.
There has to be in good satire.
It worked for Joe Biden! Joe hid in his basement. Talirico can hide in a health facility. Why not?
Democratic strategist Kelly Hutchins: “We believe the winning strategy is to keep James Talarico from campaigning for James Talarico. He is so friggin’ weird. Texas voters meeting James Talarico would sink his campaign.”
There are a couple of YouTube videos out that claim he’s been found and released from a mental hospital, but I figure it’s just click bait, so I haven’t watched them.
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