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Democrats Blame Cuts In USAID For Slowing Communist Takeover Of The West
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/05/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/06/2026 5:35:36 AM PDT by DFG

U.S. — With unrest drawing attention around the globe and the November midterm elections coming up soon, Democrats made it a point to blame President Donald Trump's cuts to USAID for slowing the communist takeover of the West.

Though the party's plan to overrun the western world with a deadly combination of leftist politics and Islamic conquest remained alive, Democrats stressed that it had been severely hampered by drastically reduced funding for USAID programs.

"We're still trying, but it's making it much more difficult," House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said. "Trump has gutted USAID funding for so many causes throughout the world, and this has had a negative trickle-down effect on our efforts to topple the United States and the West as a whole. But the American people can rest assured that we're not giving up. If we regain control of Congress in November, we promise to get our plan for communism to take over the West back on track."

While prominent Democrats remained outraged that Trump's cuts had slowed their plan to destroy the country, they vowed to keep chipping away until they could successfully eradicate the scourges of freedom and capitalism from the Earth. "We'll still get it done, eventually," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said. "Trump may be slowing it down with his USAID cuts, but we'll never give up on our quest to see communism rule the globe. Vote Democrat in November, folks."

At publishing time, Democrats had promised voters that the invasion of illegal migrants would again resume in full force once they regain power.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: communism; hakeemjeffries; usaid

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1 posted on 10/06/2026 5:35:36 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Bablyon Bee once again proves their parody is more true than all media. I was told I was nuts when I predicted this result two years ago.


2 posted on 10/06/2026 6:07:15 AM PDT by Merrick (It's a car - that runs on water, man.)
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To: DFG
The Bee's satire is so funny because it matches reality.


3 posted on 10/06/2026 6:09:23 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

The Bee is disturbingly accurate.

Note that even China would NOT use its own wealth for this. It is US money, being turned on us to attack us.


4 posted on 10/06/2026 6:15:38 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: DFG

So true...The USAID is a funding organization for criminal politicians...


5 posted on 10/06/2026 6:40:28 AM PDT by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: DFG

“At publishing time, Democrats had promised voters that the invasion of illegal migrants would again resume in full force once they regain power.”

Obviously this part is true, but it’s fine as long as RINOs are no longer in power to give Trump trouble.

Right, Purists?


6 posted on 10/06/2026 6:45:18 AM PDT by BobL (Trusting one's doctor is the #1 health mistake one can make.)
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