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Posted on 06/24/2026 10:44:37 AM PDT by DFG
NEW YORK, NY — Almost 25 years after it successfully flew two jetliners into the Twin Towers, killing thousands of people, Al-Qaeda clinched Tuesday's New York City primary election in an explosive landslide victory.
According to sources, the number one issue going into the election was Jews — an issue voters appear to have solved by electing known Al-Qaeda terrorists Brad Lander (NY-10), Darializa Avila Chevalier (NY-13), and Claire Valdez (NY-7).
Moderate Democrats were reportedly unable to win over voters — half of whom were Muslims who deliberately infiltrated the city for the sole purpose of defeating them.
"Allahu Akbar!" said one excited voter as he cast his ballot and made his wife do the same.
According to exit poll interviews, non-Muslim voters had a number of different reasons for willingly choosing terrorists to represent their once great city.
"The Jews made me vote for Al-Qaeda," said Steve Gentles, a voter in the 13th district. "A tiny Jew literally jumped on my hand and made me vote for them. So don't blame me!"
"What was I supposed to do? Not vote for a terrorist who wants to destroy my way of life? That's stupid," said another voter.
Ruth Harper, a voter in New York's 10th district, said, "The way I see it, I don't have to be afraid of terrorist attacks if we're supporting the terrorists." She then made a show of tapping her head with a finger to indicate how smart she is. "4D chess," she added.
Mayor Zohran Mamdani claimed responsibility for the dramatic election outcome.
"Is defending oneself and punishing the aggressor in kind, objectionable terrorism? If it is such, then it is unavoidable for us," Mayor Zohran Mamdani said from a cave outside the city. "Praise be to Allah."
At publishing time, comedian Jerry Seinfeld parted the waters of the Hudson River to lead the Jews out of Manhattan.
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For those dismissing this as just an NYC thing - keep note that if a state is red but all the city and major population centers in it are blue…Well, there’s some trouble. This includes Texas.
Democratic Socialists of America’s membership nearly doubled since start of Mamdani campaign (and the article is from January so probably even more now.)
Why do so many think Gotham actually voted for this?
Hint: Ask LA.
We’re getting closer to the third box every day.
Why do so many think Gotham actually voted for this?
I on’t doubt a bit that they voted for it. I suppose they are some sane thinking people in NOOO Yawk, but so far I sure haven’t met any.
“Almost 25 years after it successfully flew two jetliners into the Twin Towers, killing thousands of people ...”
I knew that we would eventually forget, but I didn’t think we’d forget as soon as we did.
Good thing we have the muslim crescent memorial in Shanksville.
The way things are going the word elections may need to be changed to selections comrads.
Power bosses nod
“The Jews made me vote for Al-Qaeda,” said a voter in the 13th district. “What was I
supposed to do? Not vote for a terrorist who wants to destroy my way of life? That’s stupid.”
Rotflol
Is it somebody else’s fault or have my sins led to the wicked state of affairs in Israel, Gaza, Lebanon and most of all right here in the USA?
Al Qaeda in Syria really was a CIA-MI 6 construction to fight Bashar Assad enemy of Israel now Al-Qaeda man Ahmed al-Sharaa rules the country and Israel wants him to help them in Lebanon.
I no longer care about 911.
Al-Qaeda would run that city better
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