Fauci Accomplice Indicted [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 May 2026 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

This week, the US Department of Justice obtained an indictment of David Morens, an aide to Dr. Anthony Fauci, former chief medical advisor for the Biden Administration, for destroying, altering, or falsifying of records in federal investigations; concealing, removing, or mutilating records, and aiding and abetting the misinforming of the American population on the origins of the COVID virus, the ineffectiveness of masks, social distancing, and the vaccines forced upon them.

Former House COVID Subcommittee Chairman Brad Wenstrup (R-Ohio) said "the repercussions of these actions have caused significant damage to the public health system, and recovery may take considerable time due to the involvement of numerous individuals within various agencies. The ongoing pursuit of justice is essential for the well-being of the American people."

Dr. Richard Ebright, a molecular biologist at Rutgers University, observed "the evidence against Morens and his accomplices Dr. Peter Daszak and Dr. Gerald Keusch is compelling. Unless one or more flips and provides evidence against Fauci and others in exchange for immunity, all three should be, and likely will be, convicted."

Fauci insists "I can't recall whether I ever met any of these individuals, much less instructed or conspired to aid or abet them in the crimes of which they are accused. Who was the President I was supposedly advising during the pandemic? I seem to remember a large orange-tinted man whose name escapes me."

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: coverup; covid; pandemic; satire

[MarlonRando]

yeah the only way any of these guys are going to jail is in satire. they won’t even be slightly inconvenienced