Posted on 04/11/2026 12:07:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Uh-Oh! Eric Swalwell just got Fang Fanged out of the California governor's race. Many consider this Karma due to him Sing Singing top secrets from the House Intel Committee into the ear of ChiCom spy Fang Fang. Poor Swalwell. No more Fang Fang Bang Bangs for the rest of his life. Hear that Ding Ding at Sing Sing, Eric? That's the prison bell signaling dinner time. Mrs. Eric Swalwell better file for divorce pronto to get half what little is left of soon to be ex-hubby's community property (especially the Maryland home) before it all goes BOOM BOOM into smoke due to paying heavy legal defense fees.
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PING! Or rather... PING! PING!
This is going viral the past hour
Short Video clip of Eric Swalwell, who’s been married for 10 years with alleged sex worker
https://rumble.com/shorts/v78dcew
Looks like a hotel room.
The open primary in California was creating quite a problem for the Democrats. If the two top Democratic candidates, the horrendous, grotesque Porter and the certified slime Swalwell both remained in the race two Republicans were likely tobe the top vote getters and a Republican would be elected Governor in November. Slime Swalwell swears he is innocent! Sorry Slime boy its not your night. You are gone. The Party goes with a fat, horrendous and grotesque woman.
We are waiting for the experts to chime in on this.
Those experts would be:
Sum Ting Wong
Bing Bang Fang Ow
Ho Lee Fuk Fang
No Mo Fo Guv Fo Mee
If Swalwell was leading the race by a comfortable margin, instead of fading in the polls as he was before these allegations were made public, there is no way the Democrats take him down. The Democrats have gone to this playbook time and time again to rid themselves of weak candidates who are of no use to them politically.
Hey, You forgot Hyung Wei Lo
Yup. This was a democratic takedown of Swalwell because they want him out of the way. The Chinese spy affair would have landed any republican in prison but Swalwell got away scot free. They’ve decided he’s too much of a liability now so they’ve trotted out the bimbo eruption crew. Nothing enrages lefty Karens more than a guy trying to get laid by a younger woman.
VOLUME CONTROL, [censored] !!!
Swallows well went from
Fang Fang
to
Bang Bang
to
Hang Hang
What a putz.
My post from long ago:
Fang Fang
grabbed his Wang Wang
and he did Bang Bang
and then he Sang Sang
Mr. and Mrs Wong are at the hospital and she delivered a baby. The baby was white. Mr. Wong said that two Wongs don't make a white. So, they named the baby Sum Ting Wong.
I think Sum Yung Poon is part of this story, too.
Isn’t that his wife?
“This was a democratic takedown of Swalwell because they want him out of the way.”
No. It’s because the D’s are deeply principled and would be doing this even if he were not threatening their death grip on California.
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