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Posted on 02/05/2026 4:33:59 AM PST by DFG
Offer Vince Shlomi, better known as the “ShamWow guy,” released his first campaign ad on Sunday in his bid for Texas’s 31st Congressional District– and it’s a wild ride.
Shlomi, a former infomercial fixture, announced his bid for Rep. John Carter’s (TX-31) seat in November, vowing to “destroy wokeism” and as a tribute to the late Charlie Kirk, whose death he claimed was the “catalyst” for his campaign.
That anti-woke message was featured prominently in Shlomi’s first ad, which showcased his classic infomercial showmanship, a promise to “slam chop the nuts out of woke,” and a talking fetus.
“I’m going to soak up the swap, clean the house, and pick up those liberal tears at the same time,” Schlomi vowed in the ad. “I’m going to slap chop the nuts out of the woke, making less bluehead commies and more red-blooded Americans.”
Schlomi also took a swipe at incumbent Carter, who himself is running for reelection, opening the ad by likening the eighty-four-year-old congressman to former President Joe Biden.
“I’m running for Congress against this guy,” said Shlomi, holding up a picture of Carter. “Stop having a politician that’s worse than Biden.”
The style of the video is deeply in line with his “ShamWow” towel past. An animated Shlomi sold his vision for Texas– wearing his classic headset style microphone and polo shirt– while stock-esque images flashed over the screen.
After Shlomi urged his viewers to “vote for me so I can represent you and the ones that can’t stand up for themselves,” an x-ray style image of a fetus appeared on screen above a “paid for” tagline that included “Shamwow” in Shlomi’s full name.
The fetus turned to camera, pumped its fist, and proclaimed, “Vote for Shamwow!”
Watch above via The Shamwow Guy.
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is he going to beat the competition the way he beat that hooker?
I like that ad.
He might be able to beat the establishment, if he keeps his campaign fun.
I’d vote for him.
Pretty sure NM will have the usual cast of communists to chose from.
We have the highest rate of welfare and government workers per capita than any state.
The only business that makes money is oil and gas and the left declared war on it.
Lesson learned.
Never kiss a gift whore in the mouth.
But wait, there’s more. Donate to my campaign before midnight and I will throw in a free set of dish towels.
I would vote for him at least 25 times since he is not in Florida (if I was a democrat).
The geriatric (84 years old) moderate Carter has 9 opponents for the March 3 primary, none of whom seem particularly threatening.
With so many GOP candidates there should be a decent possibility of forcing Carter into a runoff, but they could just be a bunch of pissants who won’t even combine for 50% of the vote next month and Carter will cruise to re-election in this safe House seat (R+11 in the new map, same rating as the old version of the district from 2022-24).
Well, to be fair, the crack ho did bite his lip off and wouldnt let go. Cops showed up at the hotel and heard him say, "WEGO MY WIPS YOU BITH!"
Maybe he can slap chop them with his schticky.
Bkmk
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In all fairness, the charges against him and his cannibal hooker were dropped....LOL!
John Carter is my rep, I tried to primary him last time, I will try again.
Did he learn a lesson from his 2009 experience with the hoover? If not, ditch him.
Funny ad...but no. We have done worse with the crazy Crockett, morose McGiver, pitiful poser Pelosi, nattering Nadler, and rascally regressive Raskin...why add another clown ...
I don’t know, did he?
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