Minneapolis City Attorney’s Office emailed staff inviting them to a “healing circle” with “therapy goats.”

X ^ | 01/15/2026 | Dustin Grage

[DFG]

🚨 BREAKING: Minneapolis City Attorney’s Office emailed staff inviting them to a “healing circle” with “therapy goats.”

While Democrats fan the flames against ICE agents. City staff are being offered quiet reflection time with goats.

This is not parody. This is Minneapolis.

[dfwgator]

What’s Stevie Nicks doing there?

[proxy_user]

I suspect Trump is starting to get his goat!

[showme_the_Glory]

What? No unicorns?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Will there be privacy booths for the Muslim men?

[shelterguy]

Kristyn Anderson ( She/her)..I’m shocked..

[Georgia Girl 2]

If they’re Somalis I don’t want to know. 🤔

[butlerweave]

Mental Illness with Goats , bet the goats will be laughing

[Who is John Galt?]

[mitchjackson1972]

I demand a therapy goat for myself, also a service alligator for airplane flights

[blackdog]

Hey Kristen, email is not your friend. Walk away from the keyboard.

[shadeaud]

Are condoms supplied?

[9YearLurker]

I wouldn’t mind being invited to a healing circle with therapy goats.

[shelterguy]

I hope they use protection.

[9YearLurker]

Ha ha.

[econjack]

I think the goats came from a Somali dating site.

[Liz]

Krysten Anderson......better not get her goat.....snx.

[Nervous Tick]

>> Will there be privacy booths for the Muslim men?

LOL! Not necessary! They’re “out, loud and proud” with their goats!

[odawg]

That memo is an absolute gem for exposing the total separation of an effete mindset from reality. “healing circle,” “shared space with colleagues,” “be in community.” That explains what is happening in Minneapolis. Tampon Tim’s image immediately leaps to mind.

Anyone who needs a therapy goat also needs to be watched.

[tet68]

In reality this is just another leftist training/indoctrination class...!