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Mamdani Tunes Into ‘The View’ To Receive His Classified Morning Briefing
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/06/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/06/2026 10:56:32 AM PST by DFG

NEW YORK, NY — A statement from the mayor's office confirmed Zohran Mamdani was following the situation in Venezuela very closely and would have more to report after his classified morning briefing, which he receives from watching The View.

The classified briefing, hosted by Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Sunny Hostin, Sara Haines, Alyssa Farah Griffin, and Ana Navarro, airs every morning on ABC at 11 a.m. sharp.

"Yes, Whoopi. Tell me your secrets," Mamdani reportedly said as sunlight filtered through the closed blinds of his office, framing his eyes in mystery. "Tell me everything."

According to sources, today's highly sensitive briefing featured special guest Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Texas and covered topics like Trump's involvement in the January 6 attack on the Capitol five years ago, and what new fashions are in for fall.

"I think that if Nicolás Maduro were here, he would agree floral is back in style," Joy Behar bravely said as Mamdani took copious notes.

Mamdani is reportedly eager for tomorrow's briefing, where Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene will deliver her report on the Jews.


TOPICS: Humor
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1 posted on 01/06/2026 10:56:32 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

The Flaming Dumpster Party briefing.


2 posted on 01/06/2026 10:58:19 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (A Somali Nabadey Timmy! We're going to miss you! Keep your Tampons dry!)
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To: DFG

a) Not a fan of the Bee nor Seth Dillon. Find him really off-putting.

b) It’s getting tired mocking Mamdani from the sidelines. Learn from him. Trump voters voted for him too. Republicans need to put up a battlefront not just in NYC but every big city in America because eventually the popular centers will spill into the “Red” electoral map.


3 posted on 01/06/2026 11:10:18 AM PST by CondoleezzaProtege ( 🩰🌹)
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To: CondoleezzaProtege
Trump voters voted for him too.
Surely you jest.
4 posted on 01/06/2026 1:05:21 PM PST by citizen (A transgender malel competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: citizen

Almost one in 10 Mamdani voters were also Trump voters, study finds
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/almost-one-10-mamdani-voters-185754919.html


5 posted on 01/06/2026 1:20:08 PM PST by CondoleezzaProtege ( 🩰🌹)
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