[rexthecat]

I’m sorry, but I just don’t have any place left to put them.

[Tench_Coxe]

I’ve gotten tired of tragic boating accidents.

[BobL]

“I’m sorry, but I just don’t have any place left to put them.”

Kind of like EV’s. Everyone who ‘needs’ one has it. For EV’s it’s for vanity (showing off to friends and family, and other FReepers, in a few cases), for guns, it’s for necessity.

[redfreedom]

Same here. I have about 3 favorite rifles, a favorite shot gun and 5 or so handguns.

The rest are surplus and could be sold, but I won’t. But let’s say I did sell those I never shoot, that would leave me with just 9 guns. And 9 guns is enough for the leftists to red flag me as a dangerous monster and menace to society.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I might have room for one more.

But after that I am going to have to start stacking them on the lawn.

Which would mean I would need to buy at least four more as a stack does not really work with fewer then three.

Dear Santa,
I have been ever so good this year....