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Therapist: 75% of My Patients Have TDS [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 November 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/25/2025 9:21:52 AM PST by John Semmens

Jonathan Alpert, a licensed psychotherapist in New York City says "75% of my patients have Trump Derangement Syndrome. They are obsessed with Trump. They're hyperfixated on Trump. They say they can't sleep. They feel traumatized by Mr. Trump. They feel restless."

"Our country has strayed so far away from where we once were," Alpert lamented. "If you look at the '80s when President Reagan was shot, people were united. He famously said, 'I hope you're all Republicans' to the surgeons. The response was, 'Today, Mr. President, we're all Republicans.' But our country has lost that."

Emma Nutz, a former patient of Dr. Alpert's, said "I stopped seeing him because he doesn't understand how dangerous Trump is. Every time I turn on the TV someone is calling him Hitler. Hitler started World War II and killed 50 million people. That was before there were nuclear weapons. Trump has nuclear weapons. With the push of a button he could kill 50 billion people. How can any sane person not be traumatized by Trump? Where are the suicide bombers when we need them? Why can't a CIA sniper take him out? These are the questions that keep me from sleeping."


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: hatred; insanity; reagan; satire

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1 posted on 11/25/2025 9:21:52 AM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 11/25/2025 9:23:02 AM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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Scary close to the truth.


3 posted on 11/25/2025 9:26:41 AM PST by hinckley buzzard ( Resist the narrative. )
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4 posted on 11/25/2025 9:29:48 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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5 posted on 11/25/2025 9:29:49 AM PST by DFG
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Good Dr. Alpert doesn’t mind taking their money.


6 posted on 11/25/2025 9:38:08 AM PST by Mashood
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Repeal the 19th and stop ALL immigration. :)


7 posted on 11/25/2025 9:38:34 AM PST by dljordan (Yeah, I'm a Boomer and it's all my fault you whiny little bitch.)
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“...75% of my patients have Trump Derangement Syndrome...”

And they are all progressive, blue haired, white women. The most worthless, miserable, unproductive demographic voter. The type that watch The View religiously. /spit


8 posted on 11/25/2025 9:43:56 AM PST by Flavious_Maximus (Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
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Alpert did exactly what the commie trash do, blame everyone for the criminal acts of the few. It is not “our country” that has strayed. It is the commie trash who have been allowed to stay in power for years. They are the source of the evil.


9 posted on 11/25/2025 9:56:49 AM PST by bobbo666
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Lobotomy may be the only cure for TDS.


10 posted on 11/25/2025 10:11:44 AM PST by Carl Vehse
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My buddy has TDS. It really is a mental disorder that goes well beyond just disliking a politician. I myself suffer from Nancy Pelosi derangement disorder.


11 posted on 11/25/2025 10:17:25 AM PST by jimwatx
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Shouldn’t complain-good for business.


12 posted on 11/25/2025 10:25:04 AM PST by DIRTYSECRET
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Fine by me, keeps them preoccupied rather than doing things like working to get Dems elected


13 posted on 11/25/2025 10:36:14 AM PST by bigbob (We are all Charlie Kirk now,)
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Emma Nutz...

Indeed, indeed.


14 posted on 11/25/2025 10:49:25 AM PST by trotskylvalia (where nose meets the grindstone)
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Therapist: 75% of My Patients Have TDS

Yet happy as a lark with Biden and company therapist cash in.


15 posted on 11/25/2025 11:51:25 AM PST by Vaduz (?.)
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"Therapist: 75% of My Patients Have TDS"


16 posted on 11/25/2025 6:25:56 PM PST by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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