Posted on 11/25/2025 7:42:47 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Here are a few WEIRDOS sure to attempt to ruin Thanksgiving with their MAGA relatives. Most likely their MAGA relatives are very very happy with the way things are going because Trump is doing exactly what they voted for. As a result, they will feel, well, thankful this Thanksgiving with little or no urge to discuss politics due their satisfaction with the general situation. However, this lack of engaging in political discussion is exactly what will IRK the Weirdos. As you can see in this video, despite the avoidance of political topics you just know the Weirdos will attempt to annoy everybody at the Thanksgiving table with their TDS anger. The best thing the Weirdos can do is AVOID going to Thanksgiving dinners with relatives because their extreme TDS has made them waaaay too annoying for human contact.
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PING!
That’s what the Kids table is for.
This reminds me of a Thanksgiving when Obama was president, the White House distributed talking points to talk about Obamacare at Thanksgiving dinner. The goal then was to convince allegedly uninformed relatives about the joys of Obamacare.
I guard against a Thanksgiving political argument by dining with other freepers.
Libs think way too highly of their own opinions.
This prompts me to think, how many of us have family and friends, who are all Free Republic conservatives like ourselves?
How many of us have family and friends, who are more liberal than us?
How many of us have insufferable family and friends, who push liberal points of view? How many of us have people who will use an occasion like Thanksgiving to pick political fights?
We will have about sixteen people over at our house. Not a libtard in the bunch.
IMHO they see it as a power trip. They don’t know how to be productive in society, so they make themselves feel good by messing up other people’s day.
There are several freepers here in Jurassic Park. Two of which who were active freepers from the start that we socialize with. Last Thanksgiving my wife’s liberal cousin joined us and my wife banged her hand on the table and told us to pipe down. We giggled.
Checking in safe. We’re still on the “blocked” list with our certified mental health counselor oldest daughter and family since 11/6/2024. 🤔🙄😊👍. We’re good!
One thing is for sure. The Thanksgiving dinner I will have is guaranteed to be the FUNNIEST one out there. Most of my in-laws are Spanish speaking so I developed an alter ego called Don Gringo-te of La Plancha. In their own language I have developed various shticks that I will be performing including my take on El Legion Espanola which has a strange song called “El Novio de La Muerte” (the Bridegroom of Death) in which a Legionaire actually does marry Death and what a typical day with Death is like. BTW, Alec Baldwin for real married “La Muerte.”
I have family who are raging liberals, one is a lawyer (shudder) who also has two husbands.
However, so far they are all reasonable enough to obey the rules banning talk about politics and religion.
Then there is my nephew, who believes the best way to get out of debt is to simply declare bankruptcy. He’s done that 4 or 5 times, yet can always buy an expensive new car right away.
Miserable people are only happy when they make everyone else around them just as miserable.
My two family rules:
1. Don’t talk politics. Instead, change the subject.
2. Don’t talk religion. Instead, change the subject.
Arguing gets you nowhere, and can divide otherwise good people.
These rules don’t apply if someone is generally curious. But that’s rarely the case.
Our extended-family gatherings become Trump Rallies within the first hour. (I am giving thanks for that!)
If I had any non-American relatives, I would make sure to rent a x-ray screening machine to check anyone coming into my house. DemonRAT Senators are now starting to advise their constituents to shoot all their MAGA relatives before the mid term elections. I wouldn’t want them coming around my place during the holidays.
As a mother, I am so fortunate to have all conservative children. My teenage grandsons are all conservative. So thankful to God!!! Not one crazy liberal in my immediate family!
Maybe put a bucket at the front door with a sign that says, “Wipe your feet and vomit your anguish before entering”...
Can't do that anymore because you don't want the kids being "counseled" about transitioning or given inappropriate books (and looks).
You have the main table for mostly sane people, the kids table off to the side and the picnic table in the far corner of the back yard for the deranged TDS troglodytes. Run an extension cord for a TV set back there and leave it on MSNBC to keep them from wandering back up to the house. You'll probably have to use a search function to find free-range tofurkey and the other crap they consume.
Don't forget to rent a Port-O-Potty.
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