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Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/03/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/03/2025 11:55:17 AM PST by DFG

WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump received an email from the President of Nigeria with a commitment to end the genocide against Christians if Trump agrees to send him $5,000 in Amazon gift cards.

"I hope this email finds you well, Mr. Donald," the email stated. "I am the President of Nigeria and will most gladly endeavor to end this genocide in my country if you can be pleased to send me $5,000 in Amazon gift cards. Thank you very much. You are dearest."

Trump expressed surprise at the email and worried it might not be legitimate.

"I've seen these things before," Trump told reporters. "They're always wanting gift cards, so weird. I told my staff not to send him anything until I can call him up and ask if this is for real."

The Nigerian government has come under fire recently for not doing enough to stop the slaughter of thousands of Christians living in the country. President Trump posted a message on Truth Social over the weekend condemning the killings and calling on the President of Nigeria to end the violence.

After receiving no response from Trump, the Nigerian President followed up with another email, saying: "My sadness is disappoint that you did not send the much needful cards. Please send right now. Genocide will stop, I strongly promise."

At publishing time, the President of Nigeria informed Trump he did, in fact, send the email and asked when to expect delivery of the gift cards.


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1 posted on 11/03/2025 11:55:17 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

LOL. Times are tough in Nigeria without all that USAID going to the tribal leaders in million dollar increments dropped on pallets and marked “Food Aid for da Hungary”.


2 posted on 11/03/2025 12:00:39 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Another day of DemonRAT shutdown another great day for Chunky "Raw Cheeseburger" Schumer.)
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To: DFG

What ever happened to the Nigerian Prince who was willing to share his wealth with you provided you send him your bank account number? 😝 😆


3 posted on 11/03/2025 12:14:45 PM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: DFG

Hmmmmm... usually they want “Best Buy”, I wonder what the play is here.


4 posted on 11/03/2025 12:17:44 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: DFG

5 posted on 11/03/2025 12:24:24 PM PST by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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To: Dr. Sivana

I knew it was satire when I realized you couldn’t buy live goats on Amazon. LOL


6 posted on 11/03/2025 1:18:17 PM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

And include your routing and account number so they can send you all the prize money you won.😀


7 posted on 11/03/2025 3:41:04 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: SeekAndFind

HE MIGHT BE SHACKED UP WITH THE NEW GROUP THAT IS CALLING ME “ABOUT MY TV SERVICE”.

CLAIMS I AM USING SPECTRUM INFINITY.

I HAVE LOCAL INTERNET SERVICE-—RURAL AREA.

I HAVE NOT HAD PAY TV FOR OVER 32 YEARS.

CALLING ME ON SUNDAY AM AS EARLY AS 7:16 Am.

NONE OF THEM HAVE ENGLISH AS THEIR FIRST LANGUAGE....MAYBE NOT EVEN THEIR THIRD LANGUAGE.... BARELY UNDERSTANDABLE.

NOT AMUSED


8 posted on 11/03/2025 8:32:16 PM PST by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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