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Trump Calms World By Assuring Nothing Bad Has Ever Happened After Dictator Invades Poland
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/10/2025 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/10/2025 11:13:26 AM PDT by DFG

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump calmed an anxious world today with assurances that nothing bad has ever happened in the wake of a vicious dictator invading Poland.

With news breaking overnight that NATO fighter jets had been scrambled to intercept Russian drones entering Poland's airspace, Trump sought to remind everyone that, historically speaking, invasions of Poland have turned out just fine.

"It's not a big deal, dictators invading Poland, nothing to be alarmed about," said Trump. "Nothing major has ever come of it. It's just Poland, after all. Not much happening there, believe me, just sausages and Catholics. It will blow over, it always has before."

According to sources on the ground in Poland, citizens were less than reassured. "I just can't help feeling like this might lead to some sort of wider war," said Polish man Aleksander Bartosz. "Perhaps some sort of global conflict with rough alliances, where most nations of the world get steadily sucked in. I don't know, I just can't but feeling like this sort of thing is possible."

At publishing time, Trump had told Americans not to worry about Russia, China and North Korea deciding to call themselves the "Axis Powers."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 09/10/2025 11:13:26 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

And let’s not forget—Poland was invaded from the East that time as well. Dictators re drawn to that country.


2 posted on 09/10/2025 11:23:26 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: Vermont Lt

Invaded from the east and sold out to the very same eastern invaders along with half of Europe at the end of the war


3 posted on 09/10/2025 11:28:42 AM PDT by mrmeyer (You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him. Robert Heinlein)
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To: DFG

Stung again by the Bee.

I’m going, “Whaaaa...?”


4 posted on 09/10/2025 11:33:01 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: DFG

The Bee is off its game today. This and the Rockies marijuana story are pretty weak.


5 posted on 09/10/2025 11:35:57 AM PDT by FreedomForce
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To: DFG

France and UK declared war on Germany following Germany’s illegal invasion of Poland. Very courageous, because France and UK knew very well that they were militarily speaking MUCH weaker than Germany. But, Tthey did the moral thing. While Hitler did attack Poland in a sneaky Russian style : not declaring war, just invade and steal.


6 posted on 09/10/2025 12:14:32 PM PDT by USA-FRANCE (Silence against evil isn't neutrality, it's complicity. Oppose the Iran-Russia-North Korea Alliance!)
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