Skip to comments.
Man Tells Subway Worker He's Looking For Something With Stopping Power That's Compact And Easy To Conceal
Babylon Bee ^
| 08/15/2025
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/16/2025 9:50:20 AM PDT by DFG
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-24 next last
1
posted on
08/16/2025 9:50:20 AM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
2
posted on
08/16/2025 9:54:37 AM PDT
by
rdcbn1
(..when poets buy guns, tourist season is over................Walter R. Mead.)
To: DFG
3
posted on
08/16/2025 9:57:53 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
( In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man.👨 )
To: Rummyfan
Taco Bell has better Prices..
4
posted on
08/16/2025 10:09:30 AM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
To: DFG
What about the word “triggered,” should we remove that from our lexicon?
5
posted on
08/16/2025 10:12:13 AM PDT
by
Red6
To: DFG
Funny.
Let me have one of those “cop filler” sandwiches, that fills up a hungry cop!
To: rdcbn1
I just built an untraceable “ghost” sandwich.
7
posted on
08/16/2025 10:20:47 AM PDT
by
Farmerbob
To: DFG
I haven’t seen the sandwich identified yet but if it was Subway tuna it’s a deadly weapon.
To: DFG
they should have used “Sandwich Dealer” instead of “Sandwich Artist” ...
9
posted on
08/16/2025 10:44:07 AM PDT
by
catnipman
((A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil))
To: DFG
would a full auto doughnut do the job?
10
posted on
08/16/2025 10:45:00 AM PDT
by
catnipman
((A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil))
To: Big Red Badger
Better priced but isn’t there a waiting period?
11
posted on
08/16/2025 10:59:30 AM PDT
by
Cold Heart
(Democrats protect criminals and prosecute innocents)
To: Billthedrill
Yup. The Subway tuna has always had the ‘stopping power’ to prevent me from eating it.
To: rdcbn1; hellinahandcart
13
posted on
08/16/2025 11:20:37 AM PDT
by
sauropod
To: rdcbn1; hellinahandcart
14
posted on
08/16/2025 11:20:39 AM PDT
by
sauropod
To: DFG
I want a higher capacity meatball sub.
To: DFG
“I’m sorry, but if you want double meat there is a 14 day waiting period and we have to do a background check. Here, fill out this form and show two forms of picture id.”
16
posted on
08/16/2025 11:30:27 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(First, I was a clinger, then deplorable, now I'm garbage. Feel the love? )
To: DFG
17
posted on
08/16/2025 11:32:42 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Thank you for your attention to this matter. )
To: Allegra
Just order anything on a day old bagel.
To: The_Media_never_lie
I recommend a Manhandler.
To: DFG
Something with a good spread.
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-24 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
