Man Charged With Felony Assault After Throwing Subway Sandwich At Federal Agent To Fight Fascism

Not The Bee ^ | August 14, 2025 | Jesse James

[joshua c]

enuff is enuff

assault a police officer

pay the price

maybe msnbc will bail him out

[j.havenfarm]

If it had mayo on it it could be charged as a crime against humanity

[metmom]

Hard as it is and it’s going to be, if even small crimes are let go, then it WILL escalate.

Because today a sandwich, tomorrow a brick, down the road some substance far more harmful.

[metmom]

When BLM tried rioting in so many cities back years ago, the cities that put a stop to it IMMEDIATELY, like Syracuse, NY, and Manchester, NH, never had a bit of trouble after that.

I’m convinced they did it in so many places to test the waters and see where they could get away with it. And where they could, it continued and continues even today.

Where they couldn’t, there was not much else in the way of unrest. They went to easier pickings,

[NorthMountain]

With what crime would/should this twerp be charged had he hurled a sandwich at a Citizen? If it’s felony assault when hurled at a mere public servant, the penalty should be doubled if the victim is a Private Citizen.

[faithhopecharity]

if he claims his is a FOOT LONG, smiles smiles,

check it out....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLbgyl6dTHQ

[JBW1949]

LOL...That was good!!!!!!

[Bon of Babble]

I can’t think of a better way to fight fascism than by throwing a sandwich at a federal agent.

Among leftists, this guy will be a hero for “fighting fascism.”

(none of whom have a clue as to what “fascism” means, of course).

[Red Badger]

He’s a hero and so’s his sandwich....................

[Magnum44]

Was it an assault sandwich?

[ridesthemiles]

MS PIRRO WON’T TOLERATE ANYTHING

SHE SHOULDN’T

[Noumenon]

Hope old Sean boy has a taste for green sweatmeat bologna sammiches on stale white, no mayo.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

They were my favorite band as a teenager. :) Got to see their last concert with Peter Gabriel in the lead at Summerfest in Milwaukee way back when.

I also got to meet and chat with Henny Youngman earlier that day, too. He was CHARMING! :)

[dfwgator]

They were my favorite band as a teenager. :) Got to see their last concert with Peter Gabriel in the lead at Summerfest in Milwaukee way back when.

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I’m so jealous!

[dfwgator]

“Ripples” may be my favorite song of all time.

[piasa]

Was it a Turkey Club?

That could be a felony weapons possession charge.

[Blue Highway]

Don’t forget about Jimmy Johns