Posted on 08/13/2025 11:25:53 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The bloody years-long conflict between Ukraine and Russia was finally brought to an end this week, as President Donald Trump successfully negotiated a ceasefire between the countries by agreeing to give Vladimir Putin California.
The deal was struck after several months of stop-and-start negotiations between the two sides mediated by Trump, with Russia finally agreeing to bring the hostilities to an end after being gifted the entire state of California as a substitute for the territory it coveted from Ukraine.
"It's a great deal for every party involved," Trump told reporters when announcing the agreement. "I told everyone before that there would be some land changing hands as part of a ceasefire. Putin wanted something, and it needed to be good, so I said, ‘How about California? It's not what it once was, but it's not bad,' and he said he'd think about it. He called back later and said he'd take it. We're signing the papers tomorrow, believe it or not. Great deal. Ukraine gets peace, Russia gets California, and we don't have to deal with Governor Gavin Newscum anymore. Now he's Putin's problem."
A spokesman for the Russian government confirmed the agreement. "It is good deal," the representative said. "We have need for land. We wanted Crimea and the Donbas, but California is ok. We hear the beach is nice. There are many tacos. We like tacos."
At publishing time, Putin had reportedly ordered Russian military units to begin the process of clearing celebrities out of Hollywood to make California more inhabitable.
Good deal!
China already owns Commiefornia. Did Xi sign off on this?
not one of their better stories.
Putin wouldn’t want California.
Eh why should Russia be punished by being forced to have this rathole state
NewSCUM is allowing Xi to buy the land in the Palisades, that was the plan all along..total land grab and NewSCUM kissed Xi’s ring and told him buy whatever you want
No doubt China swoops in and buys tons of burned out land in Commiefornia.
Now THIS is what I voted for.
Yea it’s funny as a joke. But California is too valuable as agricultural land.
Hey that’s dirty, getting me all excited for nothing.
AND Putin gets all the illegals, cartel members and Hollywood weirdos... This has merit...
Of course..that is why NewSCUM set the fire, and when I say he set the fire, he didnt go over there and actually set it himself, but he ordered it done..so he could bring in the land grabbers, they buy all the land, and they use a lot of the land to build low income housing, that is why NewSCUM right after the fire the first thing out of his trap was “This is a great opportunity to reimagine the Palisades”
And after they take control CA will be exactly the same.
Throw in Oregon and Washington west of the cascades as a deal sweeter if needed.
Putin rejects.
The tsars thought differently. Russian colonization in North America got as far south as Fort Ross in what is now Sonoma County, California (approximately the same latitude as Sacramento but on the coast).
Portland and Seattle are probably just a little too communist for the former Soviet Union, though.
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