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Thousands of squirrels are "swarming" one of America's nuclear bases, wreaking untold havoc as we speak
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| 07/13/2025
| Mister Retrops
Posted on 07/14/2025 2:08:38 PM PDT by DFG
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To: Organic Panic
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posted on
07/14/2025 5:33:06 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
To: DFG
82
posted on
07/14/2025 5:46:54 PM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(TDS much?)
To: frank ballenger
Hmmm, I always took
“short arm” to mean something else.
83
posted on
07/14/2025 5:51:48 PM PDT
by
gundog
(The ends justify the mean tweets. )
To: Rio
It’s efficient how the predators come in and do carcass disposal for you.
84
posted on
07/14/2025 5:55:13 PM PDT
by
telescope115
(I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
To: DFG
85
posted on
07/14/2025 6:04:07 PM PDT
by
xone
( )
To: DFG
Organize 100 to 200 air-rifle armed air men. 200 to be beaters and sweep the base in a controlled way to force the furred invaders to a single location and began the culling...
If the airmen are squeamish call in the Marines and or the US Army.
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posted on
07/14/2025 6:05:43 PM PDT
by
BFW
(loss of signal)
To: Notthemomma
Prairie Dogs…
.17HMR will take them nicely. There used to be a crew out in Montana / Wyoming that specialized in eradicating them with long range precision shots. They had videos showing them using .223 and .17 HMR. Pretty gruesome. I think they were “Maximum Carnage”…
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posted on
07/14/2025 6:56:56 PM PDT
by
NFHale
(The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.,)
To: DFG
My yard is covered with oak trees. I used to have squirrels dancing on the roof, so bad that they ate the boots off the vent pipes and let water get under the shingles. Then a little stray kitty showed up (which we have now adopted) and cleaned house. There are still squirrels in the trees, but none on the house and they are real cautious-like when they touch ground
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posted on
07/14/2025 7:07:21 PM PDT
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
To: DFG
Don’t they have squirrel hunters in ND??
To: DFG
Bring about 5,000 cats to that facility and the squirrels will be gone in no time. Poor rodents, but there’s no other way...
To: Rio
This new trap there’s no live squirrels. Yeah, that trap has a "No Country For Old Men" vibe. Stacks the critter corpses very efficiently.
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posted on
07/14/2025 7:49:09 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: Flaming Conservative
They could superglue little GI birth control eyeglasses on the males.
92
posted on
07/14/2025 8:05:17 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: gundog
Poetic license as the payment for my always hilarious gags here.
93
posted on
07/14/2025 8:55:47 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: GaltAdonis
Not even tree rats...

Anytime anyone got orders for Minot, the jokes started...”Why not Minot?”. “Freezin’s the reason.”....”a woman behind every tree”....
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posted on
07/14/2025 9:20:44 PM PDT
by
gundog
(The ends justify the mean tweets. )
To: DFG
Terriers. Get the other rats, too.
95
posted on
07/14/2025 9:43:24 PM PDT
by
Norski
To: SuperLuminal
They prefer to strap themselves to rockets.
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posted on
07/14/2025 11:17:45 PM PDT
by
lastchance
(Cognovit Dominus qui sunt eius.)
To: lurk
Are they also known for carrying Hanta(sp) Fever and Bubonic Plague?
97
posted on
07/14/2025 11:22:40 PM PDT
by
lastchance
(Cognovit Dominus qui sunt eius.)
To: californian by choice
Then they would have a feral cat problem. Better to let the critters natural predators on base.
98
posted on
07/14/2025 11:24:00 PM PDT
by
lastchance
(Cognovit Dominus qui sunt eius.)
To: DFG
Let some foxes in there, they will take care of the problem.
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posted on
07/15/2025 2:11:54 AM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustmilents offered here free of charge)
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