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The Internal Revenue sends their auditor to audit a synagogue.

Posted on 07/08/2025 4:37:30 AM PDT by Zhang Fei

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker, and now and then, they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his question had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way..."Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer, and now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how to fluster the Rabbi."Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," the Rabbi replied. "What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough, we send them to the Internal Revenue."

"Internal Revenue!," questioned the auditor in disbelief.

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Internal Revenue. And about once a year, they send us a little prick like you."


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1 posted on 07/08/2025 4:37:30 AM PDT by Zhang Fei
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2 posted on 07/08/2025 4:47:45 AM PDT by Enterprise ( These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
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“Do they make anything else?”

“Yes, said the rabbi, handing him a little wallet. “They make suitcases like this.”

“This is a suitcase?!” asked the incredulous auditor.

“Yes,” replied the rabbi. “You just rub it and it gets full sized.”


3 posted on 07/08/2025 4:51:34 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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Lol.


4 posted on 07/08/2025 5:03:24 AM PDT by Zhang Fei (My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room)
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Heard this one a long time ago, but it is still funny...and somewhat truthful.


5 posted on 07/08/2025 5:25:46 AM PDT by oldtech
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Are you sure that the Rabbi isn’t using the tatoos from the little pricks to make customer designer wallets, lamp shades, etc.? Rabbi Swindler, Rabbi Stiener?


6 posted on 07/08/2025 5:54:58 AM PDT by Jumper
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🤣🤣🤣🤣


7 posted on 07/08/2025 6:51:43 AM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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😆


8 posted on 07/08/2025 7:13:21 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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So funny!


9 posted on 07/08/2025 7:20:38 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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