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Song I wrote that will burn the hair off your chest. Project: Vanguard
Youtube ^ | 6/1/2023 | johnnygeneric

Posted on 06/25/2025 4:19:00 PM PDT by johnnygeneric

I wrote this a while back for a client. High Energy song. Great visuals.Get ready for liftoff.


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: justalittlegay; metal; music
A client wanted music for a pilates class to help the customers get with it. This is one of the songs.
1 posted on 06/25/2025 4:19:00 PM PDT by johnnygeneric
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To: johnnygeneric

IF you like the song, like and subscribe. I’ll add more over time.


2 posted on 06/25/2025 4:19:57 PM PDT by johnnygeneric (Blocked website)
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I like brushing, styling and moosing my long, luxuriant chest hair.


3 posted on 06/25/2025 4:25:52 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: tumblindice

Where can I get a chest wig?


4 posted on 06/25/2025 4:29:11 PM PDT by sopo
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To: johnnygeneric

Very nicely done, by you with the music and the others with the graphics!


5 posted on 06/25/2025 4:29:41 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: johnnygeneric; Slings and Arrows
I was in the hospital a couple of weeks ago, and one of the electrodes from the EKG tore off a lot of my chest hair.

You should get with "Hopalong Ginsberg", y'all can hook your Casios together.

6 posted on 06/25/2025 5:06:17 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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To: sopo

All natural. Some on the upper outside pecs are 4-5” long.
My head hair is like a Cairn terrier’s: two coats.

Don’t ask about... OK. Yes, I braid it. No. Not Greek. German. I feel a limerick coming on.


7 posted on 06/25/2025 5:17:13 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: real saxophonist

Well, you’re doing better than me. I never got any chest hair!!! LOL!!


8 posted on 06/25/2025 5:18:03 PM PDT by johnnygeneric (Blocked website)
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To: tumblindice

Do you lift?


9 posted on 06/25/2025 5:37:09 PM PDT by reasonisfaith (What are the personal implications if the Resurrection of Christ is a true event in history?)
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To: tumblindice

But the little kids don’t gather around you at the swimming pool, marveling over your leg hair before you get a bike chain to teach Corn Pop a lesson.


10 posted on 06/25/2025 5:47:24 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (I ate more paste in kindergarten than you did and I turned out okay.)
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To: johnnygeneric

Bkmk


11 posted on 06/25/2025 6:17:07 PM PDT by sauropod (Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
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To: johnnygeneric

Copyright 1999, huh?


12 posted on 06/25/2025 6:30:55 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Learn three chords and you, too, can be a Rock Star! ;-))
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I can’t watch. I accidently burnt the hairs off of my chest when, as a 7 year old, I got to close to the campfire while roasting my wiener dog. I can only wear heavy turtlenecks now due to the thickness of the hair on my magnificent chest.

Will someone be so kind to tell me what I missed?


13 posted on 06/25/2025 6:40:37 PM PDT by Racketeer
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Can you write a song that will put hair back on my head? That would be truly useful. :)


14 posted on 06/25/2025 8:48:58 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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