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Song I wrote that will burn the hair off your chest. Project: Vanguard
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| 6/1/2023
| johnnygeneric
Posted on 06/25/2025 4:19:00 PM PDT by johnnygeneric
I wrote this a while back for a client. High Energy song. Great visuals.Get ready for liftoff.
TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: justalittlegay; metal; music
A client wanted music for a pilates class to help the customers get with it. This is one of the songs.
To: johnnygeneric
IF you like the song, like and subscribe. I’ll add more over time.
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posted on
06/25/2025 4:19:57 PM PDT
by
johnnygeneric
(Blocked website)
To: johnnygeneric
I like brushing, styling and moosing my long, luxuriant chest hair.
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posted on
06/25/2025 4:25:52 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: tumblindice
Where can I get a chest wig?
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posted on
06/25/2025 4:29:11 PM PDT
by
sopo
To: johnnygeneric
Very nicely done, by you with the music and the others with the graphics!
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posted on
06/25/2025 4:29:41 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: johnnygeneric; Slings and Arrows
I was in the hospital a couple of weeks ago, and one of the electrodes from the EKG tore off a lot of my chest hair.
You should get with "Hopalong Ginsberg", y'all can hook your Casios together.
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posted on
06/25/2025 5:06:17 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
To: sopo
All natural. Some on the upper outside pecs are 4-5” long.
My head hair is like a Cairn terrier’s: two coats.
Don’t ask about... OK. Yes, I braid it. No. Not Greek. German. I feel a limerick coming on.
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posted on
06/25/2025 5:17:13 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: real saxophonist
Well, you’re doing better than me. I never got any chest hair!!! LOL!!
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posted on
06/25/2025 5:18:03 PM PDT
by
johnnygeneric
(Blocked website)
To: tumblindice
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posted on
06/25/2025 5:37:09 PM PDT
by
reasonisfaith
(What are the personal implications if the Resurrection of Christ is a true event in history?)
To: tumblindice
But the little kids don’t gather around you at the swimming pool, marveling over your leg hair before you get a bike chain to teach Corn Pop a lesson.
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posted on
06/25/2025 5:47:24 PM PDT
by
MikelTackNailer
(I ate more paste in kindergarten than you did and I turned out okay.)
To: johnnygeneric
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posted on
06/25/2025 6:17:07 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(Make sure Satan has to climb over a lot of Scripture to get to you. John MacArthur Ne supra crepidam)
To: johnnygeneric
To: johnnygeneric
I can’t watch. I accidently burnt the hairs off of my chest when, as a 7 year old, I got to close to the campfire while roasting my wiener dog. I can only wear heavy turtlenecks now due to the thickness of the hair on my magnificent chest.
Will someone be so kind to tell me what I missed?
To: johnnygeneric
Can you write a song that will put hair back on my head? That would be truly useful. :)
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posted on
06/25/2025 8:48:58 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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