Posted on 06/21/2025 12:00:45 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of the Los Angeles Dodgers actively opposing the deportation of illegal immigrants, President Trump announced today that he will begin deporting one illegal for every run the Dodgers score.
"Alright Dodgers, you're in charge now. Just remember: you cross home plate, there goes Julio back to Venezuela," said Trump. "You want to protect them so much -- well, now you can. The choice is yours, boys."
The Dodgers recently refused to allow federal agents to park in the stadium parking lot, then subsequently released messages on social media announcing that the team would fight the Trump administration's efforts to deport illegal immigrants in Los Angeles. "The Dodgers organization will never allow any of its facilities to be used by federal agents to track down criminals. Besides, those satanic nuns had already reserved it," explained Dodgers President Stan Kasten. "Trump's response by allowing us to control the number of deportations by limiting how many runs we score is simply cruel. Our livelihood should not be affected by illegal immigrants."
At publishing time, Trump had announced he would also begin deporting one illegal for every time a Dodger pitcher beaned Fernando Tatis Jr.
Why just one? How about 100. Do the Dodgers score that often?
I love to sit in at one of their sessions and hear them pitch gags, hone them, select them etc.
Dodgers are the number one MLB team in runs scored.
Babylon Bee hit a home run with this one!
Had he chosen the Rockies, no one would get deported.
It's sad, really.
First deport the Chinese invading army and the jihadis and the venezuelans. DO THIS FIRST TOM TURKEY NECK HOMAN
THEN, when people see how much safer things are after these scum have been removed, and after business have time to really prepare, then go after the farmers. and he garden variety illegals, like the fat fred flinstone looking women and their 9 kids each.
Good. That makes 100 illegals per run is even better.
Oh crap! I was fooled. I just realized that this was The Bee. I just read the headline (Gee, that never happens) and it sounded so Trumpian. Ha!
What did Davey Crockett say at the Alamo?
“Where did all these Dodger fans come from?”
The Bee is funny...love it..
I was beginning to think it was one for every hole Scottie Scheffler bogied.
BB has done it again! Wheeeeeeee.
The Dodgers have played the Padres 7 times this season and Dodgers pitchers have hit Fernando Tatis, Jr., six times.
The Dodger Community at Dodger Stadium is in total fear. Those Mexican Burning Car fests can scare the crap out of anyone. The Wetback Celebration of retaking California for Mexico has got the Dodger Community scared that the Wets will be turning Dodger stadium into a “communist football” soccer field and use Hakeem Skyhook’s head for a ball.
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