Posted on 05/15/2025 2:40:13 PM PDT by DFG
Good one for the Bee! LOL!
(The only thing we ever found under our church pews was dried gum.)
hysterical!
Having grown up in that church, I don’t think this is parody.
The Bee strikes to close to home here.
It is and it isn’t...
If Catholicism isn’t liberal enough you have Methodist. If they aren’t liberal enough you go Episcopalian.
There’s one in my mother’s neighborhood.
I’m quite sure they are very excited about and making preparations for June.
Pride Month is like Advent and Christmas in summertime for them.
(Episcopalians Find Strange Old Book Hidden Under Pew)
You might think this is just a Babylon Bee 🐝 joke but it’s actually all-too+real..
But as I’ve mentioned several times, worked in (an unnamed) church organization that had been taken over by liberals (I had no idea).
They sold Bibles....all day long. WORLDWIDE.
God help you if you quoted from one...
Every single month ... church services onsite - on work time and even paid to attend.
In over 1-1/2 years never recall a Bible opened and verses read. Once... maybe...when a salesman lead the service.
I’d quote Scripture off the top of my head and they’d look at me like I’d just stepped off of a UFO 🛸🛸🛸
Because none of them had ever heard of such a thing.
Oh they read every single book OTHER than THE BOOK.
It was a bizarre experience for me coming from a Bible-based full Gospel church.
My mom belongs to an Episcopal church. Dad calls it the “church of whatever”.
L
The Episcopalians and their 10 Suggestions. Such a buncha kidders.
If Episcopal is the “church of whatever”, then what is Unitarian? “Church Of Anything Goes”?
Tell your Dad that that quip is very good. I am going to steal it. No royalties will be forthcoming, though.
And then Unitarian.
Oh my. It gets lower?
bttt
Scientology?
‘Hijacked To Promote The Killing Of Children’: Liberal Pastors Are ‘Blessing’ A Blue State Abortion Clinic
https://dailycallernewsfoundation.org/2024/12/27/liberal-pastors-bless-abortion-clinic/
At an abortion clinic in Maryland, a Presbyterian pastor, Baptist minister and Jewish cantor burned incense as part of a “ritual blessing” in order “to show that religion could be a source of support for abortion rights,” according to the New York Times. The women wanted to counter religious opposition to the procedure.
Liberal pastors have taken to “blessing” abortion clinics to signal support for women who choose to abort their babies according to a Friday report from The New York Times. “You all are blessings to those who come to you for care during some of their most vulnerable and sometimes painful moments,” Rev. Katey Zeh, an ordained Baptist minister, told the abortion clinic staff.
Zeh leads the “blessings” at abortion clinics through an organization she runs called the Religious Community for Reproductive Choice (RCRC), the NYT wrote. The organization aims “to end religious stigma around abortion.”
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