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Chipotle Announces Plans To Get Even Worse
Babylon Bee ^
| 05/03/2025
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/03/2025 2:37:54 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:37:54 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
If you enjoy a burrito full of rice, more power to ya.
The Bee nails it.
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:42:52 PM PDT
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: DFG
The ecoli incident has kept me from ever visiting even once..
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:43:13 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: mowowie
“The ecoli incident has kept me from ever visiting even once..
“
Bingo!
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:45:16 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
(YMMV)
To: DFG
One time. I know I’ve only eaten chipotle just one single time and I was less than impressed and so I’ve never been back and I see no reason to ever go back.
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:45:22 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
To: DFG
I don’t get it.
I like Chipotle!!!
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:47:55 PM PDT
by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: logi_cal869
They can load those up with a lot of chow. Skip the meat. Get everything else.
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:48:34 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: logi_cal869
I was turned off the first time by the “factory chic” aesthetic. I also hate the stools that are like baby high chairs minus the trays.
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:50:48 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
To: Dr. Sivana
I’ve only been to one of them, and I wasn’t impressed.
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:54:15 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: DFG
I’ve never eaten there. They don’t offer nachos there, but Moe’s does, and although I rarely go there, I prefer being able to choose the nachos dish on their menu, and pick the toppings I want on them. I’m not a big fan of Mexican food.
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posted on
05/03/2025 2:55:17 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
To: DFG
“At publishing time, physicians had announced that in lieu of the traditional colonoscopy prep, they would simply prescribe to patients one Chipotle burrito.”
Gotta love Babylon Bee!
To: fishtank
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posted on
05/03/2025 3:01:35 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: DFG
Their food was catered to my employer a few months ago. The cold samples I tried were fabulous.
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posted on
05/03/2025 3:04:59 PM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
(Are you now, or have you ever been, a Democrat?)
To: DFG
If I can avoid the place, I do. Seems like there is no adult supervision ...just a bunch of newbies to the working world slingin’ slop till they find a new job. Food seems formulated to not have any distinctive spices or flavor.
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posted on
05/03/2025 3:21:54 PM PDT
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find. )
To: DFG
Never been there
But their commercials with fresh made Guac and fresh cooked chicken look good.
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posted on
05/03/2025 4:23:55 PM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor)
To: DFG
The one near me is always filthy
To: DFG
Didn't like it 20 years ago when it was all the rage.
Give me Freebirds any day.
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posted on
05/03/2025 5:24:19 PM PDT
by
rhinohunter
(I don’t know if God is a Republican, but I am metaphysically certain that satan is a democrat)
To: DFG
It’s funny to see their commercials of new food the stores never have. We stopped going there. They never had any food.
“Uh, we’re out of that...and that...and that too.”
They are like Arby’s, “We ain’t got the meats!”
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posted on
05/03/2025 5:27:59 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
To: DFG
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posted on
05/03/2025 5:29:40 PM PDT
by
hercuroc
To: DFG
I’ll take Moe’s over chipotle any day. More flavor.
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posted on
05/03/2025 5:39:29 PM PDT
by
USAF1985
(Joe McCarthy is a hero...he was absolutely, 100% correct! (Let’s go Brandon!))
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