Posted on 04/12/2025 5:48:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Remind us again about who was president in March? You wouldn't know if you only depended on the CNN News Central report on the very unexpected DROP in the rate of inflation in March that was presented by reporter Matt Egan. Despite all his gushing about the drop in the inflation rate, Egan couldn't bring himself to mention the T-name. Oh, and the other name missing from Egan's report was Joe Biden despite having presided over monthly increases in the inflation rate throughout his time in the White House from 2021 through January 20, 2025.
Watch Egan present the very good news on the inflation front without ever mentioning You-Know-Who.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...
Oh, yeah, I have wondered about Fuzz for quite a while. He/she/they are like an annoying ugly dry itchy patch of skin that won't go away no matter what you do to it, and it is there all the time.
I've actually wondered if Fuzz is a demented profane reincarnation of humblegunner. There are some similarities but not enough to make a solid case.
Someone from earth finally figured it out!
I’m impressed earthling.
You will be spared from the first wave of culling.
Go in peace and never speak of this again, or our decision will be rescinded.
Gross, see a dermatologist.
Demented and profane? Most definitely.
Humblegunner, not a chance in hell.
“somewhere outside the Solar System.”
I think Hubby may have captured a pic of Fuzz the other night while doing his astrophotography. An off shade of green.
‘ I think Hubby may have captured a pic of Fuzz the other night while doing his astrophotography. An off shade of green.’
Oh no. The mothership has been spotted. Repositioning now.
“Repositioning now.”
You can run, but you can’t hide. 🧟♂️
‘ You can run, but you can’t hide. 🧟♂️’
Commander Soros has ordered our green aura to another color. I am forbidden to share that color though, but it’s definitely not blue, no green…….
I appreciate being spared the first wave of culling. Perhaps by the time the second wave comes about, I will have devised an escape plan....
A truism.
I can banter with anyone in a numerous manner, but will never refrain from bashing the bashable.
Is "bashing the bashable" a code phrase for what we on Earth call "choking the chicken" or "polishing the bishop"? It has that sort of self-indulgent ring to it. Perhaps that's the phrase used on your planet?
You do have a planet, yes?
‘ Is “bashing the bashable” a code phrase for what we on Earth call “choking the chicken” or “polishing the bishop”? It has that sort of self-indulgent ring to it. Perhaps that’s the phrase used on your planet?’
You are not correct. Where we come from the most common colloquialism is, roughly translated, poking the gurmaglishlicht.
‘You do have a planet, yes?’
Sadly no. It was destroyed in the drag queen wars. Freakin’ glitter everywhere, up to I guess where your knees are, for now.
We’ve been traveling through interstellar space for generations looking for a new home planet and came across a signal, a powerful signal, generating from this planet.
We found the location of the beacon and traced it to a human named George Soros.
We took a risk and contacted this entity.
He said, if you just disagree with people on internet message boards making some of them really, really paranoid, we will let you settle on our land in a place we call Mississippi.
We are still trying to find out anything about Mississippi, but this spaceship smells of ass and it’s sure to be better.
I am terribly sorry to hear of the destruction of your planet, especially the manner of its demise. Glitter is just so hard to get out of, well, pretty much everything.
You needn't go into detail about why your spaceship smells of ass. I'll take your word for it.
Mississippi, eh? Well your intuition is pretty much on the mark, that state is, sad to say, more or less the unwashed crotch of the US, much as New Jersey is its sweaty armpit. But it might indeed beat a spacecraft that smells of ass, if only for the greater room you have to get away from it.
Pro Tip: Soros isn't doing you any favors. See if you can bargain up for, say, Texas.
Speaking of glitter, many years ago a silly playmate (almost a girlfriend but it didn't last) got the idea of decorating my nether region's primary attraction with the stuff. That was transient fun, but became annoying when she then asked that I employ said attraction in its interactive mode. Not wanting to have the glitter transferred to her own regions, she did manage to remove most of it with considerable effort. We elected to not repeat that form of entertainment thereafter.
Ah, memories. I'm sure you have a few as well.
Of course not.
Likely they’ll report it as delayed effects from biden’s wonderful presidency.
Thanks for the clarification!
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CNN also said the March 2025 CPI was the lowest in 6 months. This is true if you ROUND both the March 2025 and September 2024 numbers, they both round to 2.4% . But the unrounded March 2025 CPI is the LOWEST IN 4 YEARS.
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