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VIDEO: Sleazy Satanic Seattle She/He/It Gleefully Keys a Tesla
Rumble ^ | March 27, 2025 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 03/27/2025 7:32:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

VIDEO

Look at the demonic glee with which this Satanic Sleeze of indeterminate gender gouges a Tesla with a key. In addition, She/He/It was so proud of the dirty deed that She/He/It even recorded it while committing this act of terrorism. Since the ugly face of this monster with Halloween eyebrows can be clearly seen on the Tesla camera it shouldn't be too hard to track down She/He/It. In this case the MINIMAL sentence must go beyond a mere tap on the wrist and payment for damages. Justice demands a MINIMAL sentence of buying a Brand New Tesla for the victim as well a a jail sentence. Whether the She/He/It serves out the jail time in a men's or women's prison is the judge's call.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: clickbait; keyingcrime; seattle; stolenvideo; terrorism; tesla
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Will the Seattle PD slow roll this investigation despite the fact that the face of the Terrorist can be clearly seen in the video? Facial Recognition technology can be applied to track down the perp. BTW, for some reason, this act of terrorism hasn't gotten much publicity so far but hopefully, with the help of this video, that will soon change.
1 posted on 03/27/2025 7:32:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/27/2025 7:33:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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THAT’S A MAN!.....................or a reasonable facsimile.................


3 posted on 03/27/2025 7:35:31 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: PJ-Comix

Remember a few years ago how conservatives retaliated against biden voters? Yeah, me neither.


4 posted on 03/27/2025 7:40:58 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within ? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this💩? 🚫💉! 🇮🇱👍!)
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To: Red Badger

It may be biologically a male. But it’s not a man.


5 posted on 03/27/2025 7:41:54 AM PDT by sjmjax
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To: PJ-Comix

Seattle. There’s a 130% chance the dopey leftist destroyed the property of a fellow leftie.


6 posted on 03/27/2025 7:43:10 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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Groucho Marx eyebrows


7 posted on 03/27/2025 7:44:55 AM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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They should be able to track its cell phone just like they did the J6 defendants.


8 posted on 03/27/2025 7:46:15 AM PDT by circlecity
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Facial Recognition technology can be applied to track down the perp.

Not to mention geofencing. HeSheIt was stupid enough to have TheyThemZir's phone with ItBlobThing.

9 posted on 03/27/2025 7:47:18 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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Judging by the phone the idiot may have posted all the evidence needed.


10 posted on 03/27/2025 7:49:26 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher )
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To: Red Badger

Troof.

Dat’s a dude.


11 posted on 03/27/2025 7:53:30 AM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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They should be able to track its cell phone just like they did the J6 defendants.

If the Seattle PD does NOT apprehend this degenerate perp within a week, then we will know they are slow rolling it. Facial recognition plus geofencing should be enough to easily track down She/He/It. Also they could plaster the area with posters of the Terrorist. Offer $10.000 reward for its apprehension. Reward money to be paid by the perp.

12 posted on 03/27/2025 7:54:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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Been watching Instagram and there a TON of these libtard idiots not realizing the Teslas have an automated video sentry system recording everything around the car. They’re getting arrested and charged left and right.


13 posted on 03/27/2025 7:57:27 AM PDT by BBQToadRibs2
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Interesting that it took a video to show its fellow tranny‘s


14 posted on 03/27/2025 7:59:32 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Burma Shave)
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Here's another one caught on camera, denies it was him - this one in New Hampshire:

“Charges Pending”: Woke Startup Exec Caught on Camera Keying Cybertruck — Denies It to Cops While Still Wearing Same Neon Orange Pants

Will the perp be charged in New Hampshire - iffy in California - and most likely a lefty judge or lefty DA would let him go:

47-F5-C3-D2-D6-DA-4-C34-8975-2-BAE35432-D32

15 posted on 03/27/2025 8:10:36 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (You Say You Want a Revolution?)
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Put out a REWARD of $10,000 (to be paid for by the Perp after apprehension) and Tranny will turn in Tranny.


16 posted on 03/27/2025 8:11:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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Is the reward for DEAD or Alive?


17 posted on 03/27/2025 8:11:53 AM PDT by OHPatriot (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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Good idea!


18 posted on 03/27/2025 8:12:46 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Burma Shave)
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YUP! Since the perp was on foot, it probably lives in that area sooooooo..... Plaster that neighborhood with posters featuring its face plus announcing a reward of $10,000 which will be paid as part of the fine She/He/It must pay. Oh, and instead of just paying for damages on the Tesla, She/He/It must pay for a Brand New Tesla for the victims.


19 posted on 03/27/2025 8:29:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Yes, I am the Toxic Troll Terminator)
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Don’t even waste money on an attirney....your phone has a video!

Actually, all the more reason for an attorney....aderall defense


20 posted on 03/27/2025 8:31:45 AM PDT by If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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