Posted on 01/29/2025 12:04:58 PM PST by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After thirty minutes of intensely questioning HHS Secretary nominee Robert F. Kennedy Jr., senators took a brief break to announce that the next line of questioning was sponsored by Pfizer.
According to sources, Pfizer booked the most primetime questioning slot, while Moderna's lower Senate sponsorship level bought the opening statement.
"The next round of questions, which will be centered on shielding vaccine manufacturers from lawsuits, is brought to you by Pfizer," announced Senator Elizabeth Warren. "We are deeply thankful to Pfizer and all of our corporate sponsors who make this show happen. Now, Mr. Kennedy, isn't it true that you would like to see vaccine manufacturers held liable if they create unsafe vaccines, which will cause everyone in the world to die of polio?"
Mr. Kennedy argued that drug companies sponsoring a confirmation hearing for a health secretary violated ethics rules, but his complaints fell on deaf ears. "It's clear you don't want Pfizer sponsoring the Senate because you hate medicine and want children to die," said Senator Sheldon Whitehouse. "I think we've heard enough."
At publishing time, the Senate had announced that the actual vote on Kennedy's nomination would be sponsored by Johnson & Johnson.
LMAO. I can almost see it! 🤣
The Senators are changing clothes—putting on their Pfizer shirts—Pfizer ties for the men as well.
I hate RAT senators who are bigger showboats than LeBrontasaurus James. Why do we need to have these hearings. If they want to showboat for their far left full retards, they can go on the late night 12 Step Drug and Alcohol Comedy shows. Just vote “NO” at the hearing and go back to snortin’ or guzzling.
As usual, lots of truth in their satire.
“Why do we need to have these hearings.”
I’ve been wondering that myself. I don’t think these hearings are set out in the Constitution. If it’s just tradition, or protocol, then axe the whole thing. It’s a waste of time and money.
Everybody knows who everyone is going to vote for. Just vote and go back to the office and catch up on all the filthy hits the raggedyass RAT toadies in the communist national “media” have fired at normal, patriotic Americans. We don’t kill babies.
The Bee is so funny — except there is too much truth behind what they say. I’ll bet Big Pharma gave the Democrats talking points. They just can’t admit it.
Hardly satire.
I watched some of the confirmation hearings, as much as I could stomach.
The DC cops need to stop the dizzy commie lib senators from bringing their pet chimpanzees with them to these fraudulent hearings. They make too much noise and put the DC police in danger of having a heart attack while trying to remove the chimps from a room full of normal human beings.
Gotta love The Bee!
this is so perfect
LOL!
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