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Schiff Opposes J6 Pardons [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 December 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/24/2024 8:26:12 AM PST by John Semmens

News that President-Elect Donald Trump intends to pardon many who were prosecuted for trespassing in the Capitol on January 6, 2021 has Senator-Elect Adam Schiff (D-Calif) "greatly concerned. He has no mandate for this. Voters didn't elect him to pardon the MAGA fanatics who tried to overthrow the government on that day."

While the narrative created by Schiff, other Democrats and the Media has been that the disturbance at the Capitol was an insurrection, many others have come to doubt that version of events. The most obvious incongruity is that none of those accused of committing insurrection brought firearms. The only person shot that day was killed by Capitol Police Officer Michael Byrd. Second, none of those arrested for being present at the scene were prosecuted for insurrection. Further, other evidence supporting a quite different narrative is being slowly uncovered.

The claim that President Trump instigated the so-called insurrection conflicts both with the fact that he urged his supporters to peacefully make their voices heard in Congress and that he ordered the Army to provide troops to defend the Capitol on that day. In an interview with the Inspector General, former Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Mark Milley recalled "Trump said I don't care if you use Guard, or soldiers, active-duty soldiers, do whatever you have to do. Just make sure it's safe." Milley decided not to accept the order of his Commander-in-Chief. Instead he followed the advice of an op ed in the Washington Post co-authored by former Vice-President Dick Cheney urging that troops not be deployed at the Capitol.

Dick Cheney's daughter former Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wy), Vice Chair of the House's January 6 Select Committee, played a key roll in the Committee's so-called investigation of the "insurrection." House Administration Oversight Subcommittee chairman Barry Loudermilk (R-Ga) asserted that "based on the evidence obtained by the Subcommittee, numerous federal laws were likely broken by Rep. Cheney. These violations including withholding evidence and witness tampering should be investigated by the FBI."

Part of the insurrection narrative included the ominous construction of a gallows at the Capitol. One would think that a thorough investigation of the alleged attempt to overthrow the government would've entailed a forensic examination of the gallows to get evidence of who was involved in building it. Though the structure remained on the Capitol grounds for more than a day, neither the FBI nor any other law enforcement agency bothered collecting this evidence. Instead, Capitol Police CCTV footage confirms that Architect of the Capitol employees destroyed the structure, loaded the remains into the back of a dump truck, and carted it away.

Schiff called the emerging evidence contradicting his Party's narrative "a dishonest and evil attempt to rewrite the history we all already know. Our friends in the media will never let the public see the so-called new evidence or hear a new narrative. Our friends in the history departments of the nation's leading universities will write the books to ensure that over time, the original narrative is what every student will learn."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cheney; evidence; insurrection; satire; troops

1 posted on 12/24/2024 8:26:12 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Tough shit you little bug eyed weasel.

They’re gettin’ out and God willing YOU’LL be occupying one of those cells.


2 posted on 12/24/2024 8:31:23 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: John Semmens

no one cares what the shit gibbon thinks


3 posted on 12/24/2024 8:35:21 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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To: John Semmens

Did Schiff get his pardon from Joe yet ?


4 posted on 12/24/2024 8:38:49 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

Voters didn’t elect him to pardon the MAGA fanatics who tried to overthrow the government on that day.


Trump did not hide his intention to do so before the election.

Voters did vote for him knowing this was what they were voting for.


5 posted on 12/24/2024 8:43:06 AM PST by ChronicMA
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To: John Semmens

He’s OK with all the other pardons that Joe is handing out like popcorn 😠


6 posted on 12/24/2024 8:46:56 AM PST by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: John Semmens

This voter did elect Trump so that the J6 political prisoners could be pardoned, among other things.


7 posted on 12/24/2024 8:52:13 AM PST by skr (Righteousness exalteth a nation: sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: John Semmens

I’m surprised no one has met him in the parking lot to settle things.


8 posted on 12/24/2024 9:40:30 AM PST by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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To: butlerweave

No, but you can bet it’s coming!


9 posted on 12/24/2024 9:47:42 AM PST by Fireone (1.Avoid crowds 2.Head on a swivel 3.Be prepared to protect & defend those around you 4.Avoid crowds)
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