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Chicago's Woke Method of Clearing Murder Cases [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 December 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/04/2024 10:15:24 AM PST by John Semmens

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson (D) is boasting that "under my direction, the police department's homicide clearance rate of 54% is the highest level in many years." Only 23% of these "solved" cases resulted in punishment for the killers. In 31% of the cases the police believe they have identified the killers, but prosecutors decline to prosecute them. The number of cases where city attorneys declined to prosecute has increased from a low of 23 in 2016 to more than a hundred per year during Cook County State's Attorney Kim Foxx's two terms in office.

The Mayor explained that "declining to prosecute offenders isn't all bad. Putting suspects on trial costs time and money that might be better spent elsewhere. Meanwhile, most killers lead dangerous lives while they're on the loose. There is a good chance that they themselves might be murdered and save us the costs of trying and imprisoning them. Finally, since there is no statute of limitations for unprosecuted murder cases they can always be taken up at a later date."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; foxx; johnson; satire

1 posted on 12/04/2024 10:15:24 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I guess “street justice” is the official policy of the Chicago legal system.


2 posted on 12/04/2024 10:17:54 AM PST by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: Steely Tom

It’s been the official policy for decades.


3 posted on 12/04/2024 10:24:16 AM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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