Posted on 11/27/2024 9:37:09 AM PST by DFG
U.S. — Vice President Kamala Harris released a video to let followers know that with the Presidential race over, she is now completely unburdened by sobriety.
Kamala called for supporters to imagine what could be, such as getting totally blitzed on a random Tuesday -- unburdened by what has been, such as not drinking two bottles of merlot and washing it down with a Dixie cup full of trash can punch.
"You guys... you guys. You're so powerful, and pretty, and UGH! Don't, don't--burp--don't, don't ever let anyone take your power from you. Don't you leave your power lying around, like an old sock. You promise me," said Kamala, a tear rolling down her cheek. "You guys. Why didn't Beyoncé sing? Just like, not even one single lady?"
Secret Service agents explained it felt like old times again, before the campaign. "It's nice to get back to the familiar," explained Agent Sam Reynolds as he tried to get Harris to have some sips of water. "Trying to keep her sober for 107 straight days was a nightmare, and frankly, filled with failure. It really is a burden lifted."
At publishing time, local police officers had received several reports of a woman erratically driving a yellow school bus down Pennsylvania Avenue.
HaHa!!! They jumped on this one quickly.
It was low hanging fruit. My comment on that vid to some others was drunk, stoned, or both?
What was the DNC thinking having that depressing setup and execution? You want to give people hope and not depress them.
She was hung over and perhaps still a bit drunk from the night before. That happens with heavy drinkers, liver can’t process it fast enough after years of abuse and they wake up tipsy, have one drink due to DTs and they’re drunk.
Oh, and some are saying this was the Dem machine’s goodbye to her just like they did Biden. Show her wiped out and bye-bye, just like Biden’s planned debate disaster.
It doesn’t look like she’s going all that gently into the night.
No wonder she wanted lower prescription drug costs, what isn’t she on?
Don’t add “satire” to the Bees title. It takes away its impact and fun.
Rehabala
I added “Satire” to the title because the Admin Moderator added “Satire” to my Babylon Bee post yesterday.
The moderator is an idiot. If you preannounce something is satire it takes all the sting, effect out of it.
Leave it out!
The eye droop was a dead giveaway from a raging hangover while still feeling alcohol. I know that feeling.
He specifically requested 'If you post satire, please label it as "satire" in the title'.
A lot of times people need to add /s to their posts. I didn’t always because I thought it was obvious. But not everyone gets it.
I was having a serious discussion with my doctor when I came up with, with all the health benifits of quitting smoking I was contemplating starting smoking so I could get the benefits of quitting. He didn’t get it right away:)
Makes no sense. It ruins satire.
“Does anyone have a White Bronco I can borrow?”
She looks like she took a half bottle of Xanax and chased it with gin.
You just told Jim that to his face on his site. Would you like a re-do?
About the only job left for her is in the hyena cage at the zoo.
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