"Only a Handful of Apartment Complexes" [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 20 October 2024 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

During an interview of Republican vice-presidential nominee Sen. JD Vance on ABC, the takeover of apartments in Aurora, Colorado by violent armed criminal gangs from Venezuela was brushed off by Martha Raddatz as "affecting only a handful of apartment complexes. Considering that 11 million new immigrants have entered the country since President Biden took office this seems a tolerably small increase in crime and nothing to get hysterical about."

Vance interjected "do you hear yourself? Only a handful of apartment complexes were taken over by Venezuelan gangs and Donald Trump is the problem and not Kamala Harris' open border? Just the other day while he was campaigning for Harris former President Bill Clinton admitted that letting unvetted immigrants swarm into our country was responsible for the murder of Laken Riley. Real people are being subjected to crimes that never would've occurred if the superior border security policies of the prior Trump Administration had merely been continued when the Biden/Harris ticket took office in January 2021."

Afterwards Raddatz suggested that "our big mistake was to put Vance on live TV. This allowed him to make unedited comments that undermined the narrative we were hoping to convey to our viewers. I think we need to be more disciplined and NEVER permit anyone such transparent access to our audience. Every interview involving any political figure must only be aired on tape. That way we could edit the content and prevent the type of misinformation that Vance was able to communicate to millions of people."

In related news, violent Venezuelan gangs have also set up operations in Dallas (Tx), El Paso (Tx), Houston (Tx), San Antonio (Tx), Chicago (Il), New York City, Athens (Ga), Miami (Fl), Stamford (Ct), and Prarie du Chien (Wi). Raddatz would likely point out that "this is only a small fraction of America's cities." In total, more than 38,000 illegal aliens known to have been convicted or charged with homicide, kidnapping and sexual assault have been left free to roam about the country by the Biden Administration.

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[Qwapisking]

we they only took over one Whitehouse. how bad can that be?

[monkeyshine]

“Afterwards Raddatz suggested that “our big mistake was to put Vance on live TV. This allowed him to make unedited comments that undermined the narrative we were hoping to convey to our viewers.”
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Well done as usual, John. Lol.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Damn propagandists.

[Salman]

Not quite on topic but may be relevant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcBf6yEhnC4

Spanish with English subtitles, then narration in English. 18 minutes.