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Democrats Accuse Trump Of Inciting Further Violence By Not Dying
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/16/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/16/2024 9:11:18 AM PDT by DFG

PALM BEACH, FL — In the wake of what appears to be a second assassination attempt on Donald Trump, Democrats across the country have stepped forward to accuse the Republican presidential candidate of inciting further violence by not dying in either of the two previous assassination attempts.

According to Hakeem Jeffries, the Democrat leader of the House, Trump is to blame for the ongoing nature of the violence directed toward him, as he consistently fails to die at the hands of crazed left-wing attempted assassins.

"As the Democratic party of the United States, we hereby censure and condemn Donald J. Trump for consistently, audaciously, and shamelessly inciting violence by not dying," Jeffries said. "We do not support the hateful, probably racist behavior of America's Probably Hitler and we call upon him to stop the ongoing political assassination attempts on his life by just dying in one of them. Is that too much to ask?"

Other Democrats have spoken out with mostly peaceful rhetoric against Trump's knack for surviving loony Democrat-enflamed assassins with guns, calling Trump "worse than Goebbels and Hitler rolled into one." While a few are in favor of calming the public discourse, most Democrats agree that the only way to stop the problem of Trump continuing to survive assassination attempts is to keep addressing him as "Literal Hitler."

At publishing time, Trump had survived yet another assassination attempt, causing Democrats to accuse him of overthrowing democracy by continuing to exist.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: assassination; babylonbee; hakeem; lesterholt; trump

1 posted on 09/16/2024 9:11:18 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

It’s the Bee, but it’s true.


2 posted on 09/16/2024 9:15:04 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DFG
When did the Bee stop being a satire site and become a news source?!?
3 posted on 09/16/2024 9:17:39 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: Carl Vehse

“When did the Bee stop being a satire site and become a news source?!”

Right after that moron biden stumbled into the WH.


4 posted on 09/16/2024 9:20:54 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: DFG

When satire is just a hair from being a statement of fact....


5 posted on 09/16/2024 9:33:15 AM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: DFG

Hakeem “Skyhook” Jeffries is a bigger ditz than the Jamaican Mama and Tiny Tim Tampon put together.


6 posted on 09/16/2024 9:38:03 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (abc ! America's lower case far-left network.)
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To: DFG

How many political ads do Democrats purchase to pay back the MSM for carrying water?


7 posted on 09/16/2024 12:09:33 PM PDT by FreedBird (O)
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