Posted on 09/10/2024 10:17:02 AM PDT by DFG
SPRINGFIELD, OH — As viral videos and reports of migrants abducting and eating housepets and geese swept the nation, a large mob of Ohio cats took to the streets to protest Haitian immigration.
The crowd of protesting cats — many of which claimed to be survivors of attempted eatings — carried picket signs and stopped traffic to call attention to the dangers Haitian migrants posed to American society at large, and the local cat population in particular.
"End immigration meow!" one cat shouted as he marched through the streets. "We are pets — not food! My brother went for a brisk evening stroll last night, and the next thing you know, he's been roasted on a spit over a crude campfire in an alley behind O'Reilly Auto Parts! We can't be expected to live like this! Send these dangerous migrants back where they came from! Meow!"
Other cats participating in the protest stood in solidarity with their brethren. "This is outrageous!" purred a cat named Twinkie as she proudly walked through the streets with her "Stop Eating Us" picket sign. "Let us live our lives! The arrival of these Haitian migrants has completely destroyed our society! We can't even tongue-bathe ourselves in peace anymore without fear of being grabbed and placed into a simmering pot of vegetables and spices. Something must change, and change now! MAGA!"
All activity and commerce in town was brought to a halt as the mob of cats, both domesticated pets and feral strays, overran city streets.
At publishing time, the cat mob was on its way to storm and occupy the Ohio state capitol building.
What are the ‘authorities’ going to do when the first Haitian turns up deader than a rock?
Send in the Viking Kitties.
Nooooooo!!!!!!!!
The “authorities” will do what they ALWAYS DO, Arrest and Screw Over the American Citizen for violating the rights of Haitian Poachers!!
the illegals are eating the old liberal crazy cat ladies cats!
LMAO
LOL! Go kittehs!
It’s so funny, but the reality of beloved pets being killed is not funny.
so how much Haitian waste is in the streets ?
All kidding aside, these immigrants who are eating our citizen’s pets need to be made a bloody example of. This crap goes too far and we shouldn’t have to take it. I literally mean they should be beaten bloody within an inch of their lives if they’re caught doing this. It’s the only thing they would understand. Yeah, even joking from the Bee about this pisses me off!
Wasn’t there an old meme on the net, showing a Democrat eating a kitten? Was it the Yee-haw guy? Dean?
I’d love to see them all in the pokey, awaiting imminent deportation back to Haiti.
Kamala Harris was so proud not so many months ago about her role in importing 150,000 Haitians.
Now we need to get the Ohio Cats Registered to Vote so they can outvote the Haitians that Kamala brought into the USA.
Brick Suit
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11:51 PM · Sep 8, 2024 2.7M Views
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“””Ah, the memes! This one’s from Ted Cruz:”””
WOW. Even Ted has chimed in. I guess we can now say the CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG.
JD Vance
@JDVance
In short, don’t let the crybabies in the media dissuade you, fellow patriots.
Keep the cat memes flowing.
10:04 AM · Sep 10, 2024. 2.2M Views
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Maybe the eating of our pets will be the wake-up call our still sleeping democrat neighbors need. What next, our children?
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